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[Wife of Bath]

Since you guys are all hanging out over here and not in the IB thread, and since no one has yet offered to buy me a beer after work, I'm reposting my latest blurt below...

I just finished processing the largest corporate order our company has ever received. I celebrated by finally taking a pee break. And I grabbed a slice of cheese. Woot woot!

Wait just a minute....

you eat cheese while peeing? or is this a euphemism.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob...no words. I just am at a loss.

Good Lord.

I know it's seven guys, but it didn't fit the syllable requirement.

 

[Peregrinator]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39867470&postcount=454

Goddam. I tried searching for *facepalm* and I thought I had said "I rarely..." so I was searching for "rarely." Thank god not all beautiful women are dumb.

Or I'm so boring they move on.

Yeah, I'm so sure, Kook. I know you bore me. It's awful. You make me want to smoke banana peels.

 

[Farrah]

Wait just a minute....

you eat cheese while peeing? or is this a euphemism.

I ate the cheese after peeing. I even washed my hands b/t.

I know it's seven guys, but it didn't fit the syllable requirement.

I'm never telling you anything ever again.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Since you guys are all hanging out over here and not in the IB thread, and since no one has yet offered to buy me a beer after work, I'm reposting my latest blurt below...

I just finished processing the largest corporate order our company has ever received. I celebrated by finally taking a pee break. And I grabbed a slice of cheese. Woot woot!

I have to admit, I really didn't think there was much of a market for laser-engraved personalized titanium dildoes. Guess I was wrong!

 

[thør]

Since you guys are all hanging out over here and not in the IB thread, and since no one has yet offered to buy me a beer after work, I'm reposting my latest blurt below...

I just finished processing the largest corporate order our company has ever received. I celebrated by finally taking a pee break. And I grabbed a slice of cheese. Woot woot!

Just pop one out of the fridge in the lunchroom and start now!

Congrats.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Goddam. I tried searching for *facepalm* and I thought I had said "I rarely..." so I was searching for "rarely." Thank god not all beautiful women are dumb.

I'm so pleased that you rarely facepalm...yet did so in my happy place.

 

[Peregrinator]

Since you guys are all hanging out over here and not in the IB thread, and since no one has yet offered to buy me a beer after work, I'm reposting my latest blurt below...

I just finished processing the largest corporate order our company has ever received. I celebrated by finally taking a pee break. And I grabbed a slice of cheese. Woot woot!

I've completely forgotten which thread this is.

At least you don't eat pee while cheesing. I don't even know what that means and it's grossing me out.

 

[thør]

I have to admit, I really didn't think there was much of a market for laser-engraved personalized titanium dildoes. Guess I was wrong!

Can't bust 'em. But then, that a challenge.

 

[RobDownSouth]

This is absurd. Your box should be stuffed all day with drooling idiots. They must not be looking.

I'm whorin' as fast as I can, Perg.

 

[Farrah]

I have to admit, I really didn't think there was much of a market for laser-engraved personalized titanium dildoes. Guess I was wrong!

I may rethink my stance on the iggy function now.

Just pop one out of the fridge in the lunchroom and start now!

Congrats.

No beer here.

And thank you!!!!

 

[jake34]

You want to have a parody battle?
Bring the pain!

(To the tune of "The Brady Bunch Them")

♫♫♫ Here's the story, of a 4 named Jake3
Who was munching Cheetos up in his bedroom
All his lusts, were mostly homo
He wore his mom's perfume

Here's the story, of a chick named VaGirl
who was posting here on GB, just to play
She had four men...filling up her inbox
With dicktures every day...

Till the one day when this bastard stalked the poor girl
...and a single PM turned into a bunch.
Over time , it quickly was apparent...
that this loser was called Jake the Lame Butt Munch.

The Lame Butt Munch,
The Lame Butt Munch,
That what folks consider Jake....
...A Lame Butt Munch! ♫♫


Note: Preliminary draft. Not checked for meter errors by Peregrinator

You know, it's really sad that you keep having to make fun of what has already been basically agreed upon as a misunderstanding and truce between VA and I. I am just trying to have a little fun now. Obviously, you still feel the need to protect what needs not to be protected. Because the other options are much less flattering. So I will not even choose to respond to this with an attack. I attacked back at Sensual earlier because that has been long coming. Now I am good and am moving on to greener pastures. So come on. At ease, Tonto.

 

[Wings27]

I'm whorin' as fast as I can, Perg.

Be careful you don't bust nothin'.

 

[Farrah]

I've completely forgotten which thread this is.

At least you don't eat pee while cheesing. I don't even know what that means and it's grossing me out.

Thank you all for missing the point of my good news. I'm so glad I have you all to share my kinda epic day with.

Can't bust 'em. But then, that a challenge.

I could. Maybe that's how I'll celebrate.

 

[Wings27]

Shut up, Jake. This is no longer about you. Just keep your trap shut and observe how men talk to women around here.

 

[Wings27]

Thank you all for missing the point of my good news. I'm so glad I have you all to share my kinda epic day with.




I could. Maybe that's how I'll celebrate.

I'm really happy about your order but now I want cheese.

 

[girlsmiley]

Shut up, Jake. This is no longer about you. Just keep your trap shut and observe how men talk to women around here.

You are awesome!

 

[Farrah]

I'm really happy about your order but now I want cheese.

Thank you, dear Wings!!!!

How do you feel about Colby?

 

[jake34]

Shut up, Jake. This is no longer about you. Just keep your trap shut and observe how men talk to women around here.

Oh, of all the kindness I will learn.

Makes me shiver just thinking about it.

Now I got to go change my Depends again.

Thanks for getting me all excited.

 

[Peregrinator]

Thank you all for missing the point of my good news. I'm so glad I have you all to share my kinda epic day with.




I could. Maybe that's how I'll celebrate.

Pssst! I'm psyched for you.

 

[Wings27]

You are awesome!

I'm hungry and a little snarky.

 

[Wings27]

Thank you, dear Wings!!!!

How do you feel about Colby?

Does he have a nice ass?

 

[RobDownSouth]

You know, it's really sad that you keep having to make fun of what has already been basically agreed upon as a misunderstanding and truce between VA and I.

Mockery of lesser humanoids such as yourself is my stock in trade.

I am just trying to have a little fun now.

As am I...at your expense.

Obviously, you still feel the need to protect what needs not to be protected. Because the other options are much less flattering. So I will not even choose to respond to this with an attack.

Bless your heart.

I attacked back at Sensual earlier because that has been long coming.

"Bitch had it coming!" is a time-honored Lit rationalization.

Now I am good and am moving on to greener pastures. So come on. At ease, Tonto.

You're not "good" just because you say you are. You're "good" when people tell you you're "good".

 

[jake34]

Mockery of lesser humanoids such as yourself is my stock in trade.



As am I...at your expense.



Bless your heart.



"Bitch had it coming!" is a time-honored Lit rationalization.



You're not "good" just because you say you are. You're "good" when people tell you you're "good".

Thanks for still having fun at my expense even after all this should have been put out to sleep with all the fucking horses out in the barn.

And in case you have not noticed. I could care less about what you and your friends think now about if anyone on here thinks if I am "good" or "not good". I'm still never going to conform just to try to be more popular.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Now I am good and am moving on to greener pastures.

Good. Do this. Now.

Your thread has told you she doesn't want you here. Shove it.