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bg23

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So I went to close a chrome tab and immediately this jangle music starts blaring out of my speakers. Some happy american dude starts saying, "Microsoft Office 365!...put the business in the clouds! And control the penis in your hands!" Or something.

I'm thinking, fuck, it's one of those annoying webpage ads that plays without my permission and I start frantically closing chrome tabs to shut it down. I close Chrome itself, BUT IT WON'T STOP. I don't have any other applications running. I am confused as fuck and in the meanwhile Microsoft is still trying to sell me Office 365 and sounding like I should be REALLY HAPPY about it.

I have no idea what's happening. I finally notice Skype is running in the background, open it from the system tray icon, and there it is. I finally figure out how to stop the advertisement, go to minimize Skype again, only as I roll over the ad -- not clicked, just ROLLED OVER the ad, it started to play again, music started blaring again until I clicked to make it stop.

Fuck you Microsoft for buying Skype and bombarding me with your invasive, intrusive advertising bullshit.
 
bg23 said:
So I went to close a chrome tab and immediately this jangle music starts blaring out of my speakers. Some happy american dude starts saying, "Microsoft Office 365!...put the business in the clouds! And control the penis in your hands!" Or something.

I'm thinking, fuck, it's one of those annoying webpage ads that plays without my permission and I start frantically closing chrome tabs to shut it down. I close Chrome itself, BUT IT WON'T STOP. I don't have any other applications running. I am confused as fuck and in the meanwhile Microsoft is still trying to sell me Office 365 and sounding like I should be REALLY HAPPY about it.

I have no idea what's happening. I finally notice Skype is running in the background, open it from the system tray icon, and there it is. I finally figure out how to stop the advertisement, go to minimize Skype again, only as I roll over the ad -- not clicked, just ROLLED OVER the ad, it started to play again, music started blaring again until I clicked to make it stop.

Fuck you Microsoft for buying Skype and bombarding me with your invasive, intrusive advertising bullshit.
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Whatever, you have a sweet tush.
 
I'm glad recently I stopped using Skype. I only talked to one friend on it though. I agree with the above poster, nice tush lol. :devil:
 
My best friend just got an iPad with skype. He was showing it off at a bar to a few of his neighbors on Friday night and skyped me (I knew them all pretty well).

After saying hello and catching up with everyone, he used me (on Skype) to flirt with various womenfolk. I ended up introducing one of the neighbor guys to a girl at the bar via skype.

They're going out on a date on Friday.

Fucking Skype, indeed :D
 
bg23 said:
So I went to close a chrome tab and immediately this jangle music starts blaring out of my speakers. Some happy american dude starts saying, "Microsoft Office 365!...put the business in the clouds! And control the penis in your hands!" Or something.

I'm thinking, fuck, it's one of those annoying webpage ads that plays without my permission and I start frantically closing chrome tabs to shut it down. I close Chrome itself, BUT IT WON'T STOP. I don't have any other applications running. I am confused as fuck and in the meanwhile Microsoft is still trying to sell me Office 365 and sounding like I should be REALLY HAPPY about it.

I have no idea what's happening. I finally notice Skype is running in the background, open it from the system tray icon, and there it is. I finally figure out how to stop the advertisement, go to minimize Skype again, only as I roll over the ad -- not clicked, just ROLLED OVER the ad, it started to play again, music started blaring again until I clicked to make it stop.

Fuck you Microsoft for buying Skype and bombarding me with your invasive, intrusive advertising bullshit.
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That's seriously obnoxious
 
I need to sign up for Skype. I have given up on yahoo messenger. Can you sign into multiple accounts, or is only one allowed per user? I think I need a Skype for Lit people and prank calls and another Skype handle for more pedestrian uses like calling the pharmacy. Can I do that?
 
SinInsatiable said:
I need to sign up for Skype. I have given up on yahoo messenger. Can you sign into multiple accounts, or is only one allowed per user? I think I need a Skype for Lit people and prank calls and another Skype handle for more pedestrian uses like calling the pharmacy. Can I do that?
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You mean like Trillian for skype? I've not heard of such a thing.
 
islandman said:
You mean like Trillian for skype? I've not heard of such a thing.
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Trillian is for mulitple users, right? I think SinSin meant multiple accounts. A Show Me Your Tits account and a I'm A Respectable Woman one.
 
I have an iPad that does the Skype, but sadly I'm built for text based communications.
 
Wings27 said:
Trillian is for mulitple users, right? I think SinSin meant multiple accounts. A Show Me Your Tits account and a I'm A Respectable Woman one.
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As I understand it, Trillian allows you to log into ICQ/YM/Messenger et al from one primary log-on, hence one user and multiple accounts.

If Sin's tits wants its own account, there all they have to do is register with another email addy and log off Respectable Sin when they want to come out to play.
 
Wings27 said:
Trillian is for mulitple users, right? I think SinSin meant multiple accounts. A Show Me Your Tits account and a I'm A Respectable Woman one.
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islandman said:
As I understand it, Trillian allows you to log into ICQ/YM/Messenger et al from one primary log-on, hence one user and multiple accounts.

If Sin's tits wants its own account, there all they have to do is register with another email addy and log off Respectable Sin when they want to come out to play.
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Oh, this is good advice. I want to be able to log into everything. Sorta like Meebo?
I think I need to go find my Skype handles now. Who wants to Skype?
 
Blond is used for males or mulitple ( or uncertain) genders. Blonde is used for females only.
 
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