My ass is like chiseled marble

[FloridaCouple]

My avatar is proof.

 

[TexasWife25]

A marked improvement from the last av anyway

 

[islandman]

Ever notice how the male marble statues have tiny penises?

Why is that?

 

[TexasWife25]

Ever notice how the male marble statues have tiny penises?

Why is that?

Cold hands?

 

[islandman]

Cold hands?

I've never seen a male marble statue with its hands on its penis.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Nice, complete with red cinnamon dental floss.

 

[FloridaCouple]

Because most men have small penises (when soft). They are grow-ers. Is it better to be a show-er?

 

[TexasWife25]

I've never seen a male marble statue with its hands on its penis.

lol
I was thinking more along the lines of the sculptor
walking around and positioning sed junk, but whichever

 

[islandman]

Because most men have small penises (when soft). They are grow-ers. Is it better to be a show-er?

Personally, I sport a fig leaf.

Keep it watered and you're golden.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Ever notice how the male marble statues have tiny penises?

Why is that?

Ancient Greek esthetic standards.

 

[islandman]

Ancient Greek esthetic standards.

Doesn't explain the Christmas wrapping between the OP's ass cheeks.

 

[TexasWife25]

Ancient Greek esthetic standards.

Greeks admired little boys
got it

 

[KingOrfeo]

Doesn't explain the Christmas wrapping between the OP's ass cheeks.

Oh, that's just kinky.

 

[CHNOPS]

Ladies and gentlemen.

It's an underwear ad.

Google images. Drag and drop. Time for search: .000037 seconds.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...PkiAL3gc3VCg&ved=0CAoQpwUoAg&biw=1112&bih=791

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Ladies and gentlemen.

It's an underwear ad.

Google images. Drag and drop. Time for search: .000037 seconds.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...PkiAL3gc3VCg&ved=0CAoQpwUoAg&biw=1112&bih=791

The OP must be crushed now. It must be utter shock for one to realize everyone else has the same magical Google powers.

 

[bg23]

Ladies and gentlemen.

It's an underwear ad.

Google images. Drag and drop. Time for search: .000037 seconds.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...PkiAL3gc3VCg&ved=0CAoQpwUoAg&biw=1112&bih=791

I googled my own AV and received a distressing number of people's faces looking sad.

link

 

[Quoll]

Ladies and gentlemen.

It's an underwear ad.

Google images. Drag and drop. Time for search: .000037 seconds.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en...PkiAL3gc3VCg&ved=0CAoQpwUoAg&biw=1112&bih=791

You know, you can be too clever sometimes Mr Picasso cheap arse, that's right, I reverse imaged you, you are out in the open now.

 

[Honey123]

I googled my own AV and received a distressing number of people's faces looking sad.


http://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuyqAIDaF33Rwmw1SuXLVhHVISNMdk0nYDnWytyeS38Iy8WEqHOBfnfBx-bUfSIkjTDErZ6li7v0YbjhoY5mOtazCf91FLTdArEYkzrF6EmN07CjZjaLC2-95uNN5PJLSCduGlfsCEmO_1EPh3m_1sD-2Rt_1_1_1MZiE6uTvundam33_1oYWUs-n8rkHsN1nfB8H0rMTmVMxdXz2phKDakUjnLVZXq2FXkAJDaBq5_1IP0bHgl21CpGtIMOuISex2Q9o3AlPKq7yJUkn87Haokzx-ZLMhixKt3qBkClcPlnTeWgrbGF7DAgJ4iRnSlKzWl_11amucCvhQzsSd7GyoGLoXD_1c2UFLte3PqazKqb5HfMDwSmLRyilZlmoDx_1KmX0Ly5dvCM6VaK6inXewjLydRxFIrtZv1YxkXWuTxpo5UIhQ6WbCt5-FQIWsNrt8018cgsjS8VwVjrZmtQteo9jhp1JP90H8udlotgEU8-Fo3_1DGM3g84IYVLBFdDNweTkg4YX3wxD_1QFfcM2Zb7ji07hghAFIQczMXCPWJIai2sMEEkF1vF1dgPYoR_1cKsr1mhw7ddByiRVaRgGvwDfowJgyf_1xecRczP3sSUqbfw264_10PkJiqQvJwRK4yQIFMVaMo3cON8RjeBdak8oVR-QyRQ-9Hk3mupFjWMMcV6nh8HcUPbEUYyZGO3aWGi4GGQzV-6kMHjdyYrZZLqrCvJTMdpxxaUZeQIcaWGjz77amhc5sv5v_1LCD_1KQSgPMqQNUYVC43YQIzqi4TEOuK2i7PieQDmbK3RxJxZFgltmONJ_18CKV2srAjUAb3dMOmh-KxmfFiJ3BWws5mR8eCvgnPGzRs3Cbdywdjvt6irpEO-8-OSai-DGdiFsk5da5mE-q5unvdr_1UK11UmXsCIdtqn7x7xzLknk8j_1afAfYc3Shl4mcXgI_1FrwyFl3YQZ31WE5yD5alejM4ttyH6CbnMD19RDZ2v3QIEQakmdd5jjz1Xl1JLqa-P5kCggwGBQjzWELgfrQCXV6-2fTUo90Ke****EWVB8HccDwefgoxsMlIj_131P4bf8Q629yDakOUpU_1K15hMF9Mi-Qdr-Cu_1Lz16J55zXKFk7FMz92Z26DJ4rMSCfymp2bHajeDYlATgzL6zoGKTtKUgEJLDzbdqJgYb1yz2OMNpdhxPb26FOVWnKfLdheQ15xNkbb-6p2dzNU135iG7ucL4ItolnEslVaO5QSfZHpLExm04KNkA&num=10&hl=en&bih=518&biw=790

link

LMAO! I just did mine!!!! I got faces too!

was a bit disappointed to find that someone I did Google was a teen age girl's ass..

 

[MonaLittle]

I've never seen a male marble statue with its hands on its penis.

Or in some cases, any penis at all

 

[phrodeau]

The OP must be crushed now. It must be utter shock for one to realize everyone else has the same magical Google powers.

Maybe he's an underwear model.

 

[chillywilly2]

My avatar is proof.

cold and white with a few splotches of black

 

[Honey123]

Gotta admit, that is a very nice ass....

 

[Riles]

Gotta admit, that is a very nice ass....

It's got too much bubble for my tastes.

...in fact, it doesn't look "chiseled" at all.

 

[Honey123]

It's got too much bubble for my tastes.

...in fact, it doesn't look "chiseled" at all.

well, I think the chiseled part is the way model's ass is curved, not flat, and has indents. It's not flabby or misshapen.

 

[phrodeau]

So is mine.

http://images.addoway.com/items/1539/222612/1539_1_9c64f1.jpg