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[GracefullyYours]

You do realize...

That the best part of you ran down your mother's leg....

Yes?

You do realize.

That my mother is DEAD.

Yes?

More FUCKING assumptions.

Oh wait.

Did not mean to arouse you by bringing up your favorite activity and word.

More assumptions.

Sorry about that.

Way to miss the point there, Champ!

 

[GracefullyYours]

What this thread needs is for the original chicka to pop on and give us the gory details.

She did! It's on page 7 I think? VaGirl07.

EDIT: he, so far, is only up to page 5 I believe.

 

[Wings27]

You do realize.

That my mother is DEAD.

Yes?

More FUCKING assumptions.

Oh wait.

Did not mean to arouse you by bringing up your favorite activity and word.

More assumptions.

Sorry about that.

How do you know if my mom is alive or not? And yet you made a stupid as fuck joke about having sex with her.

God, I usually can't stand when people keep poking sticks at the stupid but I'm
making an exception in your case.

 

[jake34]

I'm a dirty deceptive unfaithful whore. Clearly I should not have said hi to you that one time to lead you on and so obviously indicate to you that I was interested. The fact that I now speak to other men aside to you indicates that I have a wandering pussy, ala Grace.

Don't out me - My Lit Reputation could not bear it!

The first step is always self admission.

Good for you.

Gotta watch out for them wandering kitties though.

Sometimes they do purr.

Then other times they just like to screw you.

Because purring with ONE person just is not always enough.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Gotta watch out for them wandering kitties though.

Sometimes they do purr.

Then other times they just like to screw you.

Because purring with ONE person just is not always enough.

You give monogamists a bad name.....pleasegodienowkthx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ&ob=av3e

 

[jake34]

Ladies in behalf of men everywhere I would like to apologize for the OP and this thread........Oh wait!!!.........he is not a man.

Must suck to be this Jake character to be this unattractive to woman on an anonymous website.

I wouldn't take any 'raining kisses' from you if your sorry and wrinkled 50 year old ass was the last woman left on this god darn earth!

Don't you have a child or grandchild that you should be watching or breastfeeding or something?

Jackass.

 

[Wrong Element]

The first step is always self admission.

Good for you.

Gotta watch out for them wandering kitties though.

Sometimes they do purr.

Then other times they just like to screw you.

Because purring with ONE person just is not always enough.

I can't imagine the effort you all must be making to keep your panties on in the presence of such wit.

If this is your PM luv technique on display in this thread, we may be getting to the heart of your issues in that area.

 

[jake34]

True.

The 34 could represent 1934.

Good god, women are showing their ankles everywhere!

Put your ankles away.

And close your damn legs.

You have had enough fucking cyber flirting and cyber sex for one day.

 

[lovetoread]

She did! It's on page 7 I think? VaGirl07.

EDIT: he, so far, is only up to page 5 I believe.

Ah found it.

 

[jake34]

Hey Jake, PM me.

Let's fuck.

How about you PM me first?

That way I can try to prove the point that I've been trying to make.

Because I wouldn't say one sexually arousing word to you.

Based on that comment and on your nickname.

Yet still I would have the decency to say hello!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Ah found it.

He's working his way along....responding to everything.

I'm sticking around to witness his aneurysm when he sees her post, then laugh at him while he circles the drain.

 

[boredVAwife]

He needs his dick kicked for doing that to VaGirl. *offers her foot and limbers up her kicking leg*

 

[lovetoread]

He's working his way along....responding to everything.

I'm sticking around to witness his aneurysm when he sees her post, then laugh at him while he circles the drain.

Is he answering each post?

 

[RobDownSouth]

You do realize.

That my mother is DEAD.

Died of shame, didn't she?

Not surprising, seeing as how you turned out.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Is he answering each post?

Yep *yawn*

 

[jake34]

Sick fuck = Talking to multiple men and flirting?

Ignorant fuck = judging what someone does not even directly know.

Pompous fuck = judging the full character of someone based on a few posts while thinking that you are above all judging.

Sorry fuck = trying to be popular being more important than anything else.

Rude fuck = being mean for no reason at all.

Stupid fuck = thinking you can harass and call out without the attacked having the chance to defend their own self.

Any questions?

I know that you Southern boys are rather S L O W.

There!

I just judged you and don't know a SINGLE thing about you.

Now.

How does THAT feel?

 

[jake34]

And......quoted!

Bitch, keep digging your own hole, I'm laughing my ass off. This has everything to do with her, you little passive-aggressive shit.

You keep laughing your ass off, woman.

That is what I'm clearly here to do.

I'm just here to amuse you.

You are just here to assume and judge what you still don't even know.

Sounds like a match made in heaven!

Too bad you are still so busy with Mini Me over there.

Hey, can that really nice and S L O W Southerner come 'cowboy up' too?

We all know that your legs are open yet again.

He's just not the fastest tool in the woodshed.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Up to page 10 of this nonsense?

 

[jake34]

No, I will not Litfuck you.

Sorry.

Never even asked, stewardess.

Some people are just so fucking stupid.

 

[GracefullyYours]

You keep laughing your ass off, woman.

That is what I'm clearly here to do.

I'm just here to amuse you.

You are just here to assume and judge what you still don't even know.

Sounds like a match made in heaven!

Too bad you are still so busy with Mini Me over there.

Hey, can that really nice and S L O W Southerner come 'cowboy up' too?

We all know that your legs are open yet again.

He's just not the fastest tool in the woodshed.

Yeah, yeah....whatever.

I'm just waiting for it.....

 

[GracefullyYours]

Some people are just so fucking stupid.

*snort* No shit

 

[Farrah]

Up to page 10 of this nonsense?

Thank goodness you're here to brighten the thread.

Yeah, yeah....whatever.

I'm just waiting for it.....

I said my piece. I thought I would regroup before his attack. But I'm getting sleeeepy.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Thank goodness you're here to brighten the thread.



I said my piece. I thought I would regroup before his attack. But I'm getting sleeeepy.

Me? Brightening a thread? I thought I was invisible...*clicks button on invisibility shield* Damn, not working!

 

[Farrah]

Me? Brightening a thread? I thought I was invisible...*clicks button on invisibility shield* Damn, not working!

Nope. You shine too bright. Sorry!

 

[Lorilei]

Whoa. This guy has REALLY gone off the deep end. Are we sure he's not related to NNH?