Garnate

[Sinny]

... has lovely ta-tas. And is not a boy. I know things.

 

[lovetoread]

But without proof from 40 different sources one can never be sure.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/nsfwbeach/16597352048/1/tumblr_lyev0xqm8o1qfasz0

 

[Sinny]

But without proof from 40 different sources one can never be sure.

Even if I have phone sexted her my boobs???

(Bwa ha haaaaa)

We should start an index of proof here.

My first piece of evidence would be the birthday boob shot she sent me where she is spilling out of her very cute outfit. But I am not a lame fuckwad and don't post pics of people without their permission, so you all will have to imagine her hotness.

Here: ( o ) ( o )

 

[fluffPE]

Even if I have phone sexted her my boobs???

(Bwa ha haaaaa)

We should start an index of proof here.

My first piece of evidence would be the birthday boob shot she sent me where she is spilling out of her very cute outfit. But I am not a lame fuckwad and don't post pics of people without their permission, so you all will have to imagine her hotness.

Here: ( o ) ( o )

Send them to me!

 

[Sinny]

Send them to me!

I am totally shocked you don't already have them. Shocked!
I am very sure Petey has 'em

 

[Lorilei]

I'm pretty sure I have proof on my cell phone. Somewhere.

 

[Saint Peter]

She sent me underpants bandages!

 

[Peregrinator]

But without proof from 40 different sources one can never be sure.

Just pick almost any fifty people who have ever posted here. 40 of them will remember what her cunt looks like.

 

[Saint Peter]

Just pick almost any fifty people who have ever posted here. 40 of them will remember what her cunt looks like.

I can sketch it for you.

 

[fluffPE]

I can sketch it for you.

I was being coy.

 

[Peregrinator]

I can sketch it for you.

I have it tattooed on the inside of my lower lip.

 

[Saint Peter]

I was being coy.

Oh.


I can sketch it for you with a crayon.

 

[unregistered]

 

[fluffPE]

Oh.


I can sketch it for you with a crayon.

Erasable?

 

[Saint Peter]

Erasable?

Never.

 

[JohnnySavage]

She lives 10 miles from me.

 

[Saint Peter]

She did not give you underpants bandages.

 

[Sinny]

She lives 10 miles from me.

Duly noted.
I am paying you a visit when I go see her on my East Coast tour.
Do not be alarmed if you find your Egg Genie missing after my visit.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Egg Genie Envy

 

[Sinny]

Not!
I am going to liberate it with the other microwaveable contraptions and relocate it to a remote island where it can spend its final days in peace.

 

[Garnate]

She lives 10 miles from me.

I did not know this!


Tonight a guy friend took me to the Crystal City strip club. I was not impressed. But it led to some amazing sex so I'm not one to complain.

Where are the crayon drawings of my twat?

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Remember, no sex in the champagne room!

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

... has lovely ta-tas. And is not a boy. I know things.

She also has had sexual fantasies about me. And boy, when I outed her on that, did she totally lose it.

No, really, she did. She even sought me out on instant messenger to tell me. You can even search her posts and find the exchange.

 

[Garnate]

She also has had sexual fantasies about me. And boy, when I outed her on that, did she totally lose it.

I find it disturbing that "scary dream" is the same as "sex dream" to you. Ugh....