Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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*Some returns about fortyfive minutes later, a pig hung across his should, a good 125 pounds of meat.* We got a pit? Or one of those huge grill/smokers you Southerners always have?

You know we do. Lots of hickory and mesquite wood stacked by it too in depending on what flavor you'd like to taste when you eat all that bacon!
 
I figure someone does a good fried chop round here, or stuffed tenderloin. It ain't me but... even if nothing fancy we can do sausage. Unless we just spit n roast it. Any preferences y'all?
 
*Stumbles in*

Damn, It is night time already??? :eek:
I must have had too much to drink. :rolleyes:
Not sure I remember what all happened all night long. :eek:
Good thing Brad set up the video camera. :devil:

Will someone fix me a drink please?
 
I figure someone does a good fried chop round here, or stuffed tenderloin. It ain't me but... even if nothing fancy we can do sausage. Unless we just spit n roast it. Any preferences y'all?

Pulled pork sandwiches with cole slaw on top, Carolina style vinegar based bbq sauce, and hush puppies and mashed taters for sides.

Mmmmm, bbq...
 
*Stumbles in*

Damn, It is night time already??? :eek:
I must have had too much to drink. :rolleyes:
Not sure I remember what all happened all night long. :eek:
Good thing Brad set up the video camera. :devil:

Will someone fix me a drink please?

*humming*

"Vokda...

Gin...

Rum...

Tequila...

Triple Sec....

Sweet and sour mix...

a splash of Coke.

Garnish with a piece of lemon and a cherry...

And here you go, M'Lady.
 
*humming*

"Vokda...

Gin...

Rum...

Tequila...

Triple Sec....

Sweet and sour mix...

a splash of Coke.

Garnish with a piece of lemon and a cherry...

And here you go, M'Lady.


Hmmmm, a cherry, complete with the stem.
I can tie the stem in a knot while it is in my mouth.
Wanna see? :D
 
I'd say Talented. Talented is my final answer PW. A very good catch indeed. A hang onto her type.
 
*ahem*

I resemble that remark! :D

And, yes - I can tie it in a knot, with my tongue. Just sayin'! ;)

Well, come sit on my lap, Chicky. I've got things I want to talk about with you while she finishes that drink.
 
Hey Tiarra, wanna help me learn that trick. I could practice my tongue's agility on .. ehhem, with you later.
 
Well, come sit on my lap, Chicky. I've got things I want to talk about with you while she finishes that drink.

*curls up on Your lap, her soft curves molding against Your solid frame...

*leans in thisclose, Your breath warm and moist in her ear

You were saying?!

;)
 
*curls up on Your lap, her soft curves molding against Your solid frame...

*leans in thisclose, Your breath warm and moist in her ear

You were saying?!

;)

*whispers*

I heard you like oral lovins.

Did I ever tell you I can breathe through my ears?
 
*twists handlebar mustache in villainous manner*


My evil plan is working...
 
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