alright LADIES, empty your panty drawer

badliver_mustbepunished

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LADIES(men)..whip out your bedroom accessories

(and I guess this applies to some men as well BUT...)

Ladies (or men), empty your panty drawer...well @least that's where I stash mine. used to have a bigger collection of toys but when I got out of my last relationship..figured I'd take 2 and start all over. WHAT is it I'm talkin' about? If you dont know, stick to ur fingers, it's a cheaper way to go ... or a man (if he'll give it to you whenever you need/want it) BUT, I'm considering goin' toy shopping and would like to know what's out there and get some feedback on what's good...

I'll start with my favorite and even linkin' a pic (NO, I'm not using it :p well in the pic, cause that would be against the rules..right?)

Glass (about 7" insertable) and I'm thinkin' it's a Doc Johnson toy maybe? :) I personally LOVE to stick it in the freezer for about 15minutes and then play with it (add minty lube and a fan on high...holy orgasm that'll make you just about pass out and knees buckle when you get up to clean up). However, you can run it under warm water and warm it up if that's more your thing. Curves hit all sorts of awesome spots (you know the ones).
 
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(and I guess this applies to some men as well BUT...)

Ladies (or men), empty your panty drawer...well @least that's where I stash mine. used to have a bigger collection of toys but when I got out of my last relationship..figured I'd take 2 and start all over. WHAT is it I'm talkin' about? If you dont know, stick to ur fingers, it's a cheaper way to go ... or a man (if he'll give it to you whenever you need/want it) BUT, I'm considering goin' toy shopping and would like to know what's out there and get some feedback on what's good...

I'll start with my favorite and even linkin' a pic (NO, I'm not using it :p well in the pic, cause that would be against the rules..right?)

Glass (about 7" insertable) and I'm thinkin' it's a Doc Johnson toy maybe? :) I personally LOVE to stick it in the freezer for about 15minutes and then play with it (add minty lube and a fan on high...holy orgasm that'll make you just about pass out and knees buckle when you get up to clean up). However, you can run it under warm water and warm it up if that's more your thing. Curves hit all sorts of awesome spots (you know the ones).


If there's a rule against pictures of that...it's the worst rule since they came up with the designated hitter.
 
Hi Badliver, show us a picture of the panties also. Would love to see those.
 
BLMBP:I know you are NOT a good girl, I catch yet again on aonther thread. Get over here & across my knees you BAD girl you!!!!!!!!!:rose::kiss::devil:

in my defense..I didn't say I AM a good girl...I said, I TRY to be a good girl. Most of the time I fail @ this.

**bends across ur lap**
 
Hi Badliver, show us a picture of the panties also. Would love to see those.

I know the title is confusing, BUT if u actually read..this thread is not about my panties (tho they're really cute and no you can't see them). May I direct you elsewhere? LIKE..."what's covering my ass?"

Doesn't look like you are trying too hard...

Well...I was trying, I swear. It just never works out that way. :)
 
badliver_mustbepunished said:
Curves hit all sorts of awesome spots (you know the ones).

From a guy with a strong upward curved penis; its nice to see a woman who appreciates what a curve can do. Seems like most ladies prefer straight dicks.
 
Men...getting distractred by thoughts of watching you use your toy:rolleyes:....their so easy...but that is one serious looking toy:D...and no battery worries...sorry I don't have any toy recomendations....but browsing in a good shop would fun:p
 
From a guy with a strong upward curved penis; its nice to see a woman who appreciates what a curve can do. Seems like most ladies prefer straight dicks.

curve is definitely a good thing

**thinkin' maybe i should work in a sex shop lol or maybe be a sex therapist**
 
Men...getting distractred by thoughts of watching you use your toy:rolleyes:....their so easy...but that is one serious looking toy:D...and no battery worries...sorry I don't have any toy recomendations....but browsing in a good shop would fun:p

LOL BOUND. apparently i'm finding this out -_- oh well...and browsing a sexshop with a girl/guy "friend" is always fun.

this is NOT an ideal toy for anyone (less maybe ur a pornstar..or well that'd be the only way)
 
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LOL BOUND. apparently i'm finding this out -_- oh well...and browsing a sexshop with a girl/guy "friend" is always fun.

this is NOT an ideal toy for anyone (less maybe ur a pornstar..or well that'd be the only way)
BadLiver- do not make "promises" you do not intend to keep.!!! LOL:rose::kiss::rose:
 
I'll be honest. I've had a jackrabbit thing before, and it was too big for comfort and the way it was made was terrible for pumping.

For chilling, letting it do its own thing while you watch pr0n before you finish ;), Try something like this: http://bios.weddingbee.com/pics/64589/2433_M.jpg

For pumping and going at it hard, the thing I completely love the most is a hairbrush handle! It sounds silly but it is amazing, smaller in size so you don't stretch but almost feels better than a cock (almost!!).

Like this : http://www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/7y/rby-john-frieda-volume-curls-brush-de-59714622.jpg
Except without the little tab at the bottom.. That looks like a weird cervix stabber xD
 
I'll be honest. I've had a jackrabbit thing before, and it was too big for comfort and the way it was made was terrible for pumping.

For chilling, letting it do its own thing while you watch pr0n before you finish ;), Try something like this: http://bios.weddingbee.com/pics/64589/2433_M.jpg

For pumping and going at it hard, the thing I completely love the most is a hairbrush handle! It sounds silly but it is amazing, smaller in size so you don't stretch but almost feels better than a cock (almost!!).

Like this : http://www.realbeauty.com/cm/realbeauty/images/7y/rby-john-frieda-volume-curls-brush-de-59714622.jpg
Except without the little tab at the bottom.. That looks like a weird cervix stabber xD

lol @ cervix stabber. cant say that i've ever used a brush handle but the shape looks nice. and the other...is that a clit stimulater?
 
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