Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Designing_Angel]

*pulls up to the bunker beside S13 slow as hell tin can

http://s16.postimage.org/sth5wiyc5/hello_kitty_streetracer.jpg
Come on guys we need something more than camo and greens in here.

*slugs my gear over my shoulder and saunters into the bunker to clean up and oil my AK47

http://s16.postimage.org/i5dexood1/hello_kitty_ak47_400x299.jpg
http://s16.postimage.org/wnam5ofo5/hello_kitty_chainsaw1.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

*slugs my gear over my shoulder and saunters into the bunker to clean up and oil my AK47

http://s16.postimage.org/i5dexood1/hello_kitty_ak47_400x299.jpg

LOL, is it behind your AR-15?

 

[NeonKnickers]

* smiles again and jerks head pointedly towards the door, indicating she can have one outfit of her choosing from the boxes in the back of the Jeep before everything is distributed*

*My eyes get as big as saucers, jaw dropping. Snapping back into reality, I pivot and run the opposite direction, towards the kitchen/food storage area. Shortly, I return, stumbling into walls and furniture, while peeking over and through the massive armfuls of baked goodies weighing me down. I drop them all and they pool around your feet (individually wrapped, of course). I dust off my hands by clapping them together, and take off for the Jeep. Ten paces out, I stop, whip around and run back, giving you an awkward big hug. Nodding slowly...*

Thank you!

*tears out to the back door*

 

[WhipLuvr]

*My eyes get as big as saucers, jaw dropping. Snapping back into reality, I pivot and run the opposite direction, towards the kitchen/food storage area. Shortly, I return, stumbling into walls and furniture, while peeking over and through the massive armfuls of baked goodies weighing me down. I drop them all and they pool around your feet (individually wrapped, of course). I dust off my hands by clapping them together, and take off for the Jeep. Ten paces out, I stop, whip around and run back, giving you an awkward big hug. Nodding slowly...*

Thank you!

*tears out to the back door*

* chuckles and takes another sip of coffee*

 

[Chaingun]

Goes topside to stir the tanks again. Got to keep the decomposing zombie/peppermint schnapps mixture properly stirred to make fuel to power the bunker.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/soilantgreen/Avatars/soybutton2.jpg​

 

[Designing_Angel]

*My eyes get as big as saucers, jaw dropping. Snapping back into reality, I pivot and run the opposite direction, towards the kitchen/food storage area. Shortly, I return, stumbling into walls and furniture, while peeking over and through the massive armfuls of baked goodies weighing me down. I drop them all and they pool around your feet (individually wrapped, of course). I dust off my hands by clapping them together, and take off for the Jeep. Ten paces out, I stop, whip around and run back, giving you an awkward big hug. Nodding slowly...*

Thank you!

*tears out to the back door*

Neon we missed you!!!

This was the guys idea of salad.... no lettuce in sight!
http://s11.postimage.org/j6stefbhv/Full201101261525252994026_meat_salad_jpgx.jpg

 

[Size13]

Here is what I found on my long search:

http://www.emergencyresources.com/ammo.jpg

http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1024x768/2009/Army_Ammunition_on_February_23_014003_.jpg

http://www.firstcampingtrip.com/images/emergency-food.jpg

http://www.usc.salvationarmy.org/images/usc.www_usc_oshkosh/pantry.jpg

http://www.mcmfamily.com/images/rifles/tac308-package.jpg

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/mk19a3-2.jpg

http://www.rockriverarms.com/popup.cfm?type=i&id=products/pu458mid.gif

Among other things....

 

[Designing_Angel]

That doesn't hold up to what's in the trunk of my car....

I found a Theremin!!!!!! Now I can recreate the Star Trek intro.
http://s14.postimage.org/jw5mqnkn5/theremin_rca1.jpg

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Getting up to get another drink
Geez, these Long Island Teas simply are not big enough!!!

 

[Designing_Angel]

Getting up to get another drink
Geez, these Long Island Teas simply are not big enough!!!

Oh can you show me how to make one. Those are the best.

 

[NeonKnickers]

*runs back inside, excitedly*

What do you think? *spins around*

http://productshots3.modcloth.com/productshots/0086/2691/be91b71e56579998016f3df8cfe01dc5.jpg?1316200413

Cute and practical, huh?

*Looks at Whip, hold up pointer finger* Just one more?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Oh can you show me how to make one. Those are the best.

I am afraid that I cannot make em.
Kat pre-makes em for me.
But I will show you where I stash my pitcher.
I am more than willing to share.
We will just have Kat make 2 pitchers tonight.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Neon we missed you!!!

This was the guys idea of salad.... no lettuce in sight!
http://s11.postimage.org/j6stefbhv/Full201101261525252994026_meat_salad_jpgx.jpg

Um... *looks a little queasy* Angel, want to go make something good? Lettuce wraps? Garden salad? *gasps* Did you guys eat up all the perishables? Or are they wilted and gross? *wrinkles nose at thoughts of Meat Salad*

 

[WhipLuvr]

*runs back inside, excitedly*

What do you think? *spins around*

http://productshots3.modcloth.com/productshots/0086/2691/be91b71e56579998016f3df8cfe01dc5.jpg?1316200413

Cute and practical, huh?

*Looks at Whip, hold up pointer finger* Just one more?

*raises an eyebrow, not remembering having packed that one away*

No. You can get more once we get it all inside and laid out though. I only let you have first pick because you didnt have much when you came in. I want to be fair to everyone, okay? Trust me, theres plenty more where that came from. Mostly practical stuff though, I DID raid a outdoor goods store and a electronics outlet.

Speaking of which, pick out a watch and a GPS.

 

[Chaingun]

Funny, ya'll!!!


Zombie threads walk the board!


Good job on reviving the dead threads. Now here's hoping our fellow Litsters aren't pissed at us for reviving the dead!!!

 

[NeonKnickers]

*raises an eyebrow, not remembering having packed that one away*

No. You can get more once we get it all inside and laid out though. I only let you have first pick because you didnt have much when you came in. I want to be fair to everyone, okay? Trust me, theres plenty more where that came from. Mostly practical stuff though, I DID raid a outdoor goods store and a electronics outlet.

Speaking of which, pick out a watch and a GPS.

Fair enough! I guess it's my lucky day, then. Hipwaders don't match with ANYthing. Thanks!

 

[Chaingun]

Hipwaders don't look good on anyone.

Try on the pretty dress!

 

[WhipLuvr]

* goes to haul the rest of the stuff in, gingerly shaking twinkies off her boots before leaving*

 

[Chaingun]

* goes to haul the rest of the stuff in, gingerly shaking twinkies off her boots before leaving*

Wait, you found Twinkies!!!!?!?!!?!???!??!?!?!



I lurvvvve you!

 

[Designing_Angel]

Wait, you found Twinkies!!!!?!?!!?!???!??!?!?!



I lurvvvve you!

Dude CG.
The Twinkie truck is by the shop. Where have you been!

 

[kendra1980]

I'm very much attached and happily so...I hope it is ok that I peek in and say I'm loving the thread title. Well done Mr. Gun.

 

[WhipLuvr]

Wait, you found Twinkies!!!!?!?!!?!???!??!?!?!



I lurvvvve you!

Thank Neon, she's the one who was willing to give them to me.
On a side note, I dont like twinkies. Chaingun, you can have 'em.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Dude CG.
The Twinkie truck is by the shop. Where have you been!

We purposely did not tell him.
He will eat ALL of the twinkies!!!!

 

[Designing_Angel]

We purposely did not tell him.
He will eat ALL of the twinkies!!!!

Crap. Okay


CG, I lied we have no more twinkies

 

[Chaingun]

I'm very much attached and happily so...I hope it is ok that I peek in and say I'm loving the thread title. Well done Mr. Gun.

Why thank you Kendra. Thanks for stopping in. We don't mind attached and happily so ladies either. Come back any time.

Thank Neon, she's the one who was willing to give them to me.
On a side note, I dont like twinkies. Chaingun, you can have 'em.

Woohoooo!!!

We purposely did not tell him.
He will eat ALL of the twinkies!!!!

Hey, you're damned right. I'm going to roll in them and cover myself in their sweet filling and cakey goodness!!!!


I'll be a big Twinkie in no time.