Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[sombrablanca]

Hehehe, ever think you' d be lying in a warm safe place with a mountain of a man firmly yet delicately massaging you? I know I was starting to wonder if I'd see a woman beautiful as you again. Hm...Before coming here, I havent seen any woman in months. Let alone one as adept as you too. *He moves to straddle her back, resting against her delectable ass, hands moving to her lover back, kneading deeply*

 

[Chaingun]

*walks into mess hall, clearly a little drunk, and very emotionally exhausted*

"Hey all. How's it hangin'?"

*pours a very stout bourbon and coke and takes it all in one gulp*

Stumbles towards the table where the men sit, tired from a long day of work, greasy from working on the vehicles, and unsure of what the future holds for the residents sheltering in the bunker.

*Nods at Size and Brad. Looks up at Mickey*

"What's shakin' Big Guy?"

*Smiles slyly*

"Anybody else figure out how to cure the zombies today?"



*a beautiful girl in six inch clear heeled stilettos walks into the room, appearing to be confused, and wearing pasties and a g-string with a wad of money folded into the string on her hip*


"Huh?"

*points at beautiful girl*

"Huh? Huh? So....?"

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Walks in carrying a Long Island Tea. Drinking it quickly and getting another one.

"Hey CG, You still owe me for carrying you out of the marauders' camp after you were wounded! After a couple more drinks, I am going to be more than ready to collect that payment!!!"

 

[Chaingun]

Walks in carrying a Long Island Tea. Drinking it quickly and getting another on.

"Hey CG, You still owe me for carrying you out of the marauders' camp after you were wounded! After a couple more drinks, I am going to be more than ready to collect that payment!!!"

I'm ready now.

Come on P-Dub, follow me!

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I'm ready now.

Come on P-Dub, follow me!

Let's go then.
Did I warn you that alcohol makes my crazy, insanely horny?
You thought those zombie chicks scratched you up...
You ain't seen nothing yet!!!!

 

[Chaingun]

Let's go then.
Did I warn you that alcohol makes my crazy, insanely horny?
You thought those zombie chicks scratched you up...
You ain't seen nothing yet!!!!

Let's go up and do it on the defenses under the stars.

I'll pop off some rounds for you!

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Let's go up and do it on the defenses under the stars.

I'll pop off some rounds for you!

I am more than ready!!

 

[Chaingun]

Woot!!!

 

[WhipLuvr]

Hehehe, ever think you' d be lying in a warm safe place with a mountain of a man firmly yet delicately massaging you? I know I was starting to wonder if I'd see a woman beautiful as you again. Hm...Before coming here, I havent seen any woman in months. Let alone one as adept as you too. *He moves to straddle her back, resting against her delectable ass, hands moving to her lover back, kneading deeply*

* sighs happily and dozes off again*

 

[sombrablanca]

*He notices her breathing deepen, even out. He continues to massage, kneading and stroking along her skin. Finished with her back and shoulder, he gets a bit daring, moving up and down her sides over her hips, shoulders. His touch is extra careful moving over the swelling sides of her breasts.*

 

[WhipLuvr]

*He notices her breathing deepen, even out. He continues to massage, kneading and stroking along her skin. Finished with her back and shoulder, he gets a bit daring, moving up and down her sides over her hips, shoulders. His touch is extra careful moving over the swelling sides of her breasts.*

* groans and weakly tries to turn over or climb under the blanket, its hard to tell which*

 

[sombrablanca]

*Her moving grinds her ass into his crotch and the movement makes his hands slip under her to squeeze her breasts, feeling her nipples drag along his palms. He's already hard having his hands all over a tight, beautiful redhead. He's mostly behaving though. He raises up just enough so she can roll a bit, but he can't help but to give a grope and squeze, pinching her nipples between his fingers before letting go.*

 

[Tiarra]

This thread just gets more interesting by the day...

 

[Chaingun]

This thread just gets more interesting by the day...

And completely not in a way of my choosing.

But thanks for stopping by.

 

[Tiarra]

And completely not in a way of my choosing.

But thanks for stopping by.

Awww, sweets...

... it's a fantastic little thread. I LOVE the storyline, and the RP - it's awesome-sauce! *S*

 

[Chaingun]

Awww, sweets...

... it's a fantastic little thread. I LOVE the storyline, and the RP - it's awesome-sauce! *S*

I just can't win. I never wanted it to be a role playing thread.

 

[sombrablanca]

(Have to agree. Hope Whip continues when she gets back.... xD. I love the zombie, apocalyptic feel. Even if Artina tried to go all Joan of Arc.... ni its not really rp. its fuck around, hang out, do random shit, but in a zombie world instead of cantina, bordello, pillow party, or w/e. its a theme lounge n i like it.)

 

[Tiarra]

I just can't win. I never wanted it to be a role playing thread.

You want me to kick some ass? Give some direction n' stuff?!

*girlie flexes*

I'm pretty tuff for a princess, yanno?!

 

[Chaingun]

You want me to kick some ass? Give some direction n' stuff?!

*girlie flexes*

I'm pretty tuff for a princess, yanno?!

I do.

I am fully aware of what an angry little vixen you can be. I might put you in charge of a whole squad of angry vixens who kill the undead for fun. Spunk? Shit, you've got it in spades.

Kick some ass, Girl. Let's get you a Hello Kitty rifle.

 

[Tiarra]

I do.

I am fully aware of what an angry little vixen you can be. I might put you in charge of a whole squad of angry vixens who kill the undead for fun. Spunk? Shit, you've got it in spades.

Kick some ass, Girl. Let's get you a Hello Kitty rifle.

Oooooooooh! In pink?!

I'll have to bedazzle it, too. But, that goes without saying, right?!

 

[Chaingun]

Oooooooooh! In pink?!

I'll have to bedazzle it, too. But, that goes without saying, right?!

Honey, it's already pink, has purple and red jewels all over it, and Hello Kitty logos on the stocks. I even painted your magazines AND the bullets. If you look along the barrel, I've airbrushed your name on it.

Send them zombies some love!

 

[Tiarra]

Honey, it's already pink, has purple and red jewels all over it, and Hello Kitty logos on the stocks. I even painted your magazines AND the bullets. If you look along the barrel, I've airbrushed your name on it.

Send them zombies some love!

Awww! *kiss, lick, nibble, grope*

You're far too good for me; a true friend!

But, if the Zombies are chasing us, I'm totally tripping You.

 

[Chaingun]

Do you silly fuckers remember that not only did I capture two zombie strippers last night but that there was a prisoner in the armored vehicle that Kat and Preacher's Wife used to rescue me after I passed out?

(Wait, who am I calling a silly fucker? I'm the one that's drunk. Are you drunk? I can't tell...)


Anyway, the prisoner was the leader of the marauders that have been preying on the survivors...and she's the only one left alive after my attack on them. She's been in a holding cell all day and in my spare time, I've been talking to her about her role--should she chose to accept it--with us. She could join us...or we could turn her back out into a world full of the hungry undead.

She has chosen to join us. I know that some of you might harbor some resentment towards someone who has preyed upon the weak, but I don't think she is really like that.

So, I've released her. She's one of us. She can stay. She can leave if she wants. She has a particular set of skills that would be useful to us in combat with the undead. I hope when you see her wandering the halls that you make her feel welcome.

I know I will.

 

[Chaingun]

Awww! *kiss, lick, nibble, grope*

You're far too good for me; a true friend!

But, if the Zombies are chasing us, I'm totally tripping You.

You opportunist, you.

 

[Tiarra]

http://thestashbuckler.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/sweet_pick_up_lines.jpg

You opportunist, you.