Dixon's Dark Place

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Velcome.

 

[Farrah]

Velcome.

Is this where the kinkier action takes place? 'Cause I have no idea what kind of thread-warming gift to get you.

 

[lovetoread]

So cozy and fluffy

 

[Sean]

Velcome.

OK, I laughed.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Farrah]

He likes Jello.

Thanks for the tip.

http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripertalk/attachments/scuppers/42423d1289612228-jello-wrestling-pics-100_0210.jpg

 

[islandman]

This thread should be moved to the Fetish board and filed under 'ass play'.

 

[Farrah]

And now I've gone and stretched the screen.

 

[Sean]

This thread should be moved to the Fetish board and filed under 'ass-play'.

I still think "velcom" is a good gag.

 

[pointless]

garth marenghi is totally gonna kick your ass.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I still think "velcom" is a good gag.

Is that the British pronounciation for "velcro"?

 

[TexasWife25]

thread warming gift

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/sexy-slave-leias16.jpg?w=500&h=726

 

[islandman]

I still think "velcom" is a good gag.

I will admit that he can sometimes be unintentionally funny.

 

[Farrah]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/sexy-slave-leias16.jpg?w=500&h=726

Oooh...that's good. Maybe I should have gotten him a dungeon girl?

 

[Sean]

garth marenghi is totally gonna kick your ass.

I'd totally forgotten him!

Is that the British pronounciation for "velcro"?

No, that would be "sticky tweed".

 

[pointless]

I'd totally forgotten him!

that makes me sad.

 

[KRCummings]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/sexy-slave-leias16.jpg?w=500&h=726

That doesn't make any sense. There is only one Princess Leia so she obviously can't make out with herself. It would have made more sense to have her kissing Jabbas other slave girl.

 

[Sean]

that makes me sad.

I'm amazed you guys even got it. It was this little cult thing on Channel 4. There again, so was Spaced and that took off in an underground sort of way, too.

 

[Sean]

That doesn't make any sense. There is only one Princess Leia so she obviously can't make out with herself. It would have made more sense to have her kissing Jabbas other slave girl.

The next time anyone claims you're a man, I'll direct them to this post as a priori argument that they're full of shit.

 

[Lorilei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D7AebhY4qg

 

[pointless]

I'm amazed you guys even got it. It was this little cult thing on Channel 4. There again, so was Spaced and that took off in an underground sort of way, too.

they played it on adult swim a few years ago. i'll admit it took me awhile to get into it, but once i did i fucking loved it. it's too bad they only did one series. that shit was dead on and fucking hilarious.

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

 

[neci]

*curls up in the dark*

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm confused. My map places DIXONS DARK PLACE up LTs ass.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

That doesn't make any sense. There is only one Princess Leia so she obviously can't make out with herself. It would have made more sense to have her kissing Jabbas other slave girl.

I think I could live with two sexual Princess Leias. I am open to such changes.