I just spent

[warrior queen]

an hour speaking with Ish on the phone
He's got voice.
I think I may have an e-thing for his voice now *fap*

Whatever you thought of him, it's waaaaay better than you thought.

 

[Stack-O-Lee]

an hour speaking with Ish on the phone
He's got voice.
I think I may have an e-thing for his voice now *fap*

Whatever you thought of him, it's waaaaay better than you thought.

"And from that day on, Ishmael was haunted by the memory of the elusive white trash. WHALE! I meant whale."

—Herman Melville, Mopey Dick, p. 43 (first draft)

 

[warrior queen]

"And from that day on, Ishmael was haunted by the memory of the elusive white trash. WHALE! I meant whale."

—Herman Melville, Mopey Dick, p. 43 (first draft)

lol - I am sooooo trailer trash.
Expensive trailer trash, but trash nonetheless
My only objection is to the whale bit.
<------ *not whale-like*

 

[CandiCame]

Yay! Congrats- sounds like you had fun.

 

[Ishmael]

lol - I am sooooo trailer trash.
Expensive trailer trash, but trash nonetheless
My only objection is to the whale bit.
<------ *not whale-like*

Once you have the rep.


Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

Yay! Congrats- sounds like you had fun.

I totally need to do this more!
*fans face*
I forget how much fun calls can be!

 

[warrior queen]

Once you have the rep.


Ishmael

The rep is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.

 

[Liar]

What, phone? When there are intrawebz?! Don'tcha know everything is better on the screen, in 160 characters?

Tsk, luddites, the both of you.

 

[Ishmael]

The rep is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.

I'm going to have to move and change phone numbers, otherwise you and I will have to have electronic sex.

Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

What, phone? When there are intrawebz?! Don'tcha know everything is better on the screen, in 160 characters?

Tsk, luddites, the both of you.

I am looking into getting a video-phone as we speak
That's gotta be more 'real', right?

 

[warrior queen]

I'm going to have to move and change phone numbers, otherwise you and I will have to have electronic sex.

Ishmael

I may have to stalk you.
In pixels.

 

[Ishmael]

I may have to stalk you.
In pixels.

You're not letting this go, are you? Was the climax that intense?

Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

You're not letting this go, are you? Was the climax that intense?

Ishmael

Well, I did say I liked candy

 

[Ishmael]

Well, I did say I liked candy

It was the lollipop that turned you on????????????? I feel emasculated.

Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

It was the lollipop that turned you on????????????? I feel emasculated.

Ishmael

S'ok... I'll keep them safe.

 

[Ishmael]

S'ok... I'll keep them safe.

And warm as well, warm is important.

Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

And warm as well, warm is important.

Ishmael

I'm getting the sandwich maker greased and prepped

 

[Ishmael]

I'm getting the sandwich maker greased and prepped

I'll just slide the meat is as I see fit.

Ishmael

 

[warrior queen]

I'll just slide the meat is as I see fit.

Ishmael

My edit, edited without me!

 

[warrior queen]

I'll just slide the meat is as I see fit.

Ishmael

Can you please say 'slide' again?
Slowly *fapfapfap*

 

[Ishmael]

Can you please say 'slide' again?
Slowly *fapfapfap*

Again?

Make a squirter of you yet.

Ishmael