Literotica can work miracles. We should build a shrine

[Very_Bad_Man]

Literotica has caused every man here to grow three inches to his penis and made him a sex machine.

What miracle has Literotica done for you?

 

[KRCummings]

Everyone is rich, their own boss and heavily involved in charity and politics. Those who served all did so in Special Forces.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Everyone is rich, their own boss and heavily involved in charity and politics. Those who served all did so in Special Forces.

I was hoping Lit would grow me hair. I am still waiting for my miracle.

 

[KRCummings]

I was hoping Lit would grow me hair. I am still waiting for my miracle.

Lit also makes all women bisexual and borderline nymphomaniacs.

 

[firenzi]

It's not Literotica that does that. It's the internet.

There's nothing it can't do.

 

[KRCummings]

It's not Literotica that does that. It's the internet.

There's nothing it can't do.

True enough. These miracles were common place even before the web.

 

[CHNOPS]

And thin.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Lit also makes all women bisexual and borderline nymphomaniacs.

Lit also makes people expert political analysts.

 

[firenzi]

It makes all women have multiple orgasms simply by stroking their nipples.

 

[firenzi]

Thin, with EE32 breasts.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Miracle sex changes are very common. All hail Lit.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Just what we need. Shrines bring Shriners.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Shriner_syrian_corvette.jpg

 

[bronzeage]

Literotica has made me a river to my people.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Literotica has made me a river to my people.

Your people are mostly demented.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Your people are mostly demented.

His river runs deep.

 

[ivantheterrible]

the women who like bronze age seem to be pretty level headed. oh wait, does that mean i attract the psychoes?

aw fuck................................

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I was hoping Lit would grow me hair. I am still waiting for my miracle.

http://theplantinghoe.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/miracle-gro-organic-choice.jpg

 

[bronzeage]

Your people are mostly demented.

I do not discriminate. I flow to all.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Literotica has caused every man here to grow three inches to his penis and made him a sex machine.

What miracle has Literotica done for you?

Photoshop can do that too.

I mean, so I've been told.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Just what we need. Shrines bring Shriners.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Shriner_syrian_corvette.jpg

That's a sweet Corvette.

 

[lovetoread]

I love the way spouses and/or partners don't exist when you are trolling for fresh meat.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I love the way spouses and/or partners don't exist when you are trolling for fresh meat.

He's been doing that ever since I've known him.

 

[richard_daily]

It makes all women have multiple orgasms simply by stroking their nipples.

Post pictures.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

That's a sweet Corvette.

Vette drives one just like it.

 

[garbage can]

I have learned that all women are multi orgasmic, they worship cock, they all love the taste of cum, they love to be fucked at least once per day.