Getting your partner's notice about your needs . . .

[hotdamnazgirl]

I was thinking about this joke that someone told me about years ago. In the joke there is a couple who any time they were in the mood for some amorous affection they would let their partner know by telling them it was "time to do the laundry." Of course the joke goes on that the man tells his partner it is "time to do the laundry" but the partner is busy so tells him they can do it later. Later the man approaches his partner again and asks if it is time to do the laundry . . . but the partner is still busy doing something else and so he gets put off again. Finally, the partner is done and goes to find the man and tells him that they can now do the laundry. The man replies to his partner, "That's ok, it was a small load, I did it by hand."

Perhaps not the cleverest joke, but I found it fun at the time someone told it to me. But the joke got me thinking about "code" words or phrases that people use to let their partner know they are in the mood. I can't remember ever having a code word or phrase, but I am curious to see if others have. So please share . . .

 

[ImSinister]

I knew a couple that used to say "it is time to feed the bear"

I think we can guess about her grooming habits down there

 

[eyer]

Blow me...

 

[Wobnoid]

"Yeah Honey... Lets go to the Playground!" That's always a crowd pleaser.

 

[SimplySouthern]

One of our local radio shows calls it "playing the piano"

 

[John Doe]

Does "bend over" count as a code phrase?

 

[naughtycakes]

Oh yeah....

 

[sombrablanca]

That is so wrong. -I- want to strangle the unobservant delusional ass.

 

[RobDownSouth]

What a coincidence....we were just discussing Honey123's sexual euphemisms this morning!

 

[celticbtrfly]

I just send my husband "the look"...not to be confused with other looks that indicate he's in trouble.
Or I ask him if he'd mind if we watched some porn. Those usually send the message home pretty clearly.

 

[warrior queen]

We don't do pretty words and innuendo.
If I'm feeling like being fucked, I just go up to him, grab his crotch, and lead him to the nearest available surface.
It works every time.

 

[garbage can]

I was thinking about this joke that someone told me about years ago. In the joke there is a couple who any time they were in the mood for some amorous affection they would let their partner know by telling them it was "time to do the laundry." Of course the joke goes on that the man tells his partner it is "time to do the laundry" but the partner is busy so tells him they can do it later. Later the man approaches his partner again and asks if it is time to do the laundry . . . but the partner is still busy doing something else and so he gets put off again. Finally, the partner is done and goes to find the man and tells him that they can now do the laundry. The man replies to his partner, "That's ok, it was a small load, I did it by hand."

Perhaps not the cleverest joke, but I found it fun at the time someone told it to me. But the joke got me thinking about "code" words or phrases that people use to let their partner know they are in the mood. I can't remember ever having a code word or phrase, but I am curious to see if others have. So please share . . .

Talking about code, a friend of mine used to come home from a night of poker, slam the door, go to the bathroom, piss in the middle of the toilet, flush the toilet, then holler "anybody wanna fuck?".... Now that's code..........

 

[Kruge]

We don't do pretty words and innuendo.
If I'm feeling like being fucked, I just go up to him, grab his crotch, and lead him to the nearest available surface.
It works every time.

Excellent!

Leads to some very erotic moments, incuding roleplay fun.

 

[SkAoUt]

That is so wrong. -I- want to strangle the unobservant delusional ass.

Yo. Is today the day we all post shit in the wrong threads?

Here's one: Your flash is weak. I know its obvious but I like to point that shit out. Who can tell what colour the tiles are in the bathroom. Also good for you putting the offspring to work. Many hands make light work.

Guess which thread that ought to have been in? Here's a hint: Its a JAJ thread.

 

[curvygirl12]

I like to turn ordinary conversations into code whenever I can. For example, he'll say, "I can't wait to eat this spicy taco." And I'll say, "You can eat MY spicy taco."

This never works.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We don't do pretty words and innuendo.
If I'm feeling like being fucked, I just go up to him, grab his crotch, and lead him to the nearest available surface.
It works every time.

This would work, even on stoopid men.

I like to turn ordinary conversations into code whenever I can. For example, he'll say, "I can't wait to eat this spicy taco." And I'll say, "You can eat MY spicy taco."

This never works.

See above and draw a conclusion.

 

[warrior queen]

This would work, even on stoopid men.





See above and draw a conclusion.

Conversely, if he wants a fuck he'll just lift up my skirt, pull aside my knickers (if I'm wearing any) and either push his fingers into me or drop down and start eating.
That works every time too.

 

[Kruge]

Conversely, if he wants a fuck he'll just lift up my skirt, pull aside my knickers (if I'm wearing any) and either push his fingers into me or drop down and start eating.
That works every time too.

Like it...cuts thru the verbal foreplay bullshit

 

[GracefullyYours]

The joke got me thinking about "code" words or phrases that people use to let their partner know they are in the mood. I can't remember ever having a code word or phrase, but I am curious to see if others have. So please share . . .

"To let their partner know they are in the mood" - irrelevant because I always am...if I want something imminently....a look will usually do the trick

"Code word or phrase" - I can make almost anything sound perverted

 

[celticbtrfly]

I can make almost anything sound perverted

I have that talent, too. That, combined with the fact that I'm a natural flirt, has gotten me into trouble a few times.

 

[curvygirl12]

See above and draw a conclusion.

I can't, he'll blow his rape whistle.

 

[Alexandra831]

My husband has all sorts of names for it. I will tell him I am hungry( not sexually) and he will tell me that he has some sausage for me.

He will tell me that he has a treat with a nice creamy filling.

I can not think of all of them.. but he has alot of them.. cause he is always horny.

 

[celticbtrfly]

My husband has all sorts of names for it. I will tell him I am hungry( not sexually) and he will tell me that he has some sausage for me.

He will tell me that he has a treat with a nice creamy filling.

I can not think of all of them.. but he has alot of them.. cause he is always horny.

It sounds like we're married to the same man.