Women

[Mike_Yates]

There have been several incidents where women have made advancements on me and asked for my phone number.

I was not attracted to them, could you give me advice on how to talk your way out of such situation? I don't have much experience in terms human contact and social interaction with members of the opposite sex beyond a simple conversation. It isn't normal for men my age to have such disinterest in sex. I could have a hormone/dopamine deficiency or a neurochemical imbalance in my brain.

So I've given several women the number to a muffler shop in Iowa.

Even if a beautiful woman was in a bedroom with me and wanted to have sex I still couldn't do it.

 

[ivantheterrible]

you sound like you already have it sorted out.

 

[CandiCame]

There have been several incidents where women have made advancements on me and asked for my phone number.

I was not attracted to them, could you give me advice on how to talk your way out of such situation? I don't have much experience in terms human contact and social interaction with members of the opposite sex beyond a simple conversation. I could have a hormone/dopamine deficiency or a neurochemical imbalance in my brain.

Even if a beautiful woman was in a bedroom with me and wanted to have sex I still couldn't do it.

Maybe you don't like women?
Do you need advice on how to get it up? Or how to turn them down?

Generally, if it's a chick I really don't want to sleep with, I'll be up-front about it. But that does tend to piss them right off. For some reason, women think that if they offer to have sex- you're gonna jump on it, no matter how you feel about them. Because men are sexual creatures. Thank you fourth-grade anti-rape class conditioning. But that's not true. There are plenty of folk I wouldn't do. It's not fair to give someone false hope. I usually go with the "I'm in a relationship" angle. Or just a, "You're not my type"- which might work better with you, because you won't get called out like I've been. No matter what you decide to go with, make sure you make it YOUR fault. If you want to stay friends that's really, really important- SHE'S PERFECT. She's sexy, and attractive, and you would totally fuck her, but "insert excuse here".

 

[Mike_Yates]

Maybe you don't like women?
Do you need advice on how to get it up? Or how to turn them down?

Generally, if it's a chick I really don't want to sleep with, I'll be up-front about it. But that does tend to piss them right off. For some reason, women think that if they offer to have sex- you're gonna jump on it, no matter how you feel about them. Because men are sexual creatures. Thank you fourth-grade anti-rape class conditioning. But that's not true. There are plenty of folk I wouldn't do. It's not fair to give someone false hope. I usually go with the "I'm in a relationship" angle. Or just a, "You're not my type"- which might work better with you, because you won't get called out like I've been. No matter what you decide to go with, make sure you make it YOUR fault. If you want to stay friends that's really, really important- SHE'S PERFECT. She's sexy, and attractive, and you would totally fuck her, but "insert excuse here".

I am 100% heterosexual.

I am not in any position to be in a relationship.

 

[Honey123]

I am 100% heterosexual.

I am not in any position to be in a relationship.

Then you've answered your own question.

Tell them, "Thank you, but no." Better to be upfront rather than give them a number to a muffler shop....In their mind, you are now a shit not a nice guy.

 

[JD_Cockefeller]

*coughbullshitcough*

 

[Longtallhubby]

*coughbullshitcough*

Yeah! Complaining or bragging?

 

[ChinaBandit]

I have no sympathy for Mike's plight.

 

[great lover]

Mike's been a very successful troll on the General Board.

None of his threads go unnoticed.

 

[adultdvdsretail]

It's happen

it's happen with anybody

 

[Bert Notorius]

it's happen with anybody

autoiggy

 

[JohnnySavage]

Mickey: Women weaken legs!

 

[GracefullyYours]

I'm fairly sure that if you refer a woman to this site, give her your handle, and ask her to read your posts, she'll find you both odd and unattractive.

Problem solved. You're welcome.

 

[ChinaBandit]

I'm fairly sure that if you refer a woman to this site, give her your handle, and ask her to read your posts, she'll find you both odd and unattractive.

Problem solved. You're welcome.

I see the switchblade is out today Grace...

 

[GracefullyYours]

I see the switchblade is out today Grace...

*adjusts halo and looks innocent*

Whose, mine?

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

There have been several incidents where women have made advancements on me and asked for my phone number.

I was not attracted to them, could you give me advice on how to talk your way out of such situation? I don't have much experience in terms human contact and social interaction with members of the opposite sex beyond a simple conversation. It isn't normal for men my age to have such disinterest in sex. I could have a hormone/dopamine deficiency or a neurochemical imbalance in my brain.

So I've given several women the number to a muffler shop in Iowa.

Even if a beautiful woman was in a bedroom with me and wanted to have sex I still couldn't do it.

Tell 'em you're a virgin.
Slouch like Clark Kent does, take a few inches off your apparent height.
Carry a calculus book with you and be caught reading it.

 

[coastal-boy]

I don't know of too many women that go running after a person with an IQ below 100. Which is it Mike?

 

[Sean]

Carry a calculus book with you and be caught reading it.

Proof that LT hasn't been near a woman since high school. ^^^

 

[naughtycakes]

There have been several incidents where women have made advancements on me and asked for my phone number.

I was not attracted to them, could you give me advice on how to talk your way out of such situation? I don't have much experience in terms human contact and social interaction with members of the opposite sex beyond a simple conversation. It isn't normal for men my age to have such disinterest in sex. I could have a hormone/dopamine deficiency or a neurochemical imbalance in my brain.

So I've given several women the number to a muffler shop in Iowa.

Even if a beautiful woman was in a bedroom with me and wanted to have sex I still couldn't do it.

Good stuff

 

[SkAoUt]

Mike's been a very successful troll on the General Board.

None of his threads go unnoticed.

STOP IT! You're actually making sense. Fuck!



Mr. Yates is a fictional character. Sort of like Karen Kraft.

Anyone that converses with it is adding to its success.

Gunkies.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

I don't know of too many women that go running after a person with an IQ below 100. Which is it Mike?

Ummmm you never heard of Republicans, Appalachian rednecks, jocks, or NFL players, do you?

 

[jomar]

You are a pip, MY.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Ummmm you never heard of Republicans, Appalachian rednecks, jocks, or NFL players, do you?

What about a half-retarded woman?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Tell them you are gay.

Honesty is always the best policy.

 

[GracefullyYours]

You are a pimple, MY.

FYP....