So I started this thread.

Both hands please. Bite marks are a plus.

One of my favorite quotes:

"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.'"

Bite marks won't be a problem.
 
One of my favorite quotes:

"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.'"

Bite marks won't be a problem.

.......hallelujah.........
 
hahah!

Not me, I'm trying to type around a boxer who has managed to climb all the way on to my lap and fell asleep.

It might be about time to hit the bed.
 
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