The Delivery Man

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Has anyone ever offered an unkown delivery man, UPS guy, postman, whomever a sexual favor?

Blow job?

Fuck?

Whatever...
 
About a year ago we had a gardener that came by every week or so and one of the days that he came by, it was freezing out and not much work to do and I offered him some coffee and a warm seat. He was probably late twenties, early thirties. Anyways, he was the first sexual encounter I had had with a man much older than me. It really just began by me spilling the coffee on him and having to help him clean it up. At that point, I realized he was hard. I took that to my advantage. I gave him a blowjob and really, it kind of more or less escalated into an affair after that. It stopped after about a month or so after when we moved. But still, one of the best experiences in my life.
 
And, you can thank that man for my current fascination and wanting of an older man now.
 
A friend of mine once told me how her UPS man needed a signature one day, and how she tossed on a bathrobe to answer the door. She thought nothing of it until after she was done and noticed that one side of the robe was carelessly folded up underneath the belt, leaving her completely exposed from the bellybutton down. (She is gorgeous and has a great body, so he had to have gotten an eyeful.)

I also used to know a guy who was a UPS driver. One time when we were both drunk, I asked him about his experiences with horny housewives and such, and he told me about one woman in her early 40s (he was about 25) who always answered the door while wearing something suggestively flimsy. He said her breasts were 'amazing' with nipples that threatened to poke through her oversized t-shirts. He said that he would chat with her for a minute or so and that it was painfully obvious that she wanted him and that he'd end up walking back to his truck with an erection. He said that one hot day she invited him in for a cold glass of water. He declined because he was too busy but suggested that he could take her up on her offer when he was done for the day. Apparently he did. He showed up at her house after work while still sweaty and in his uniform, she invited him in, and with barely any words spoken between them, he was soon banging her on her living room floor. The thing that made me laugh was that she made him leave his brown uniform on, just dropping his shorts down to his knees.
 
LOL
she made him leave his brown uniform on

This give a whole new meaning to "what can brown do for you"

Thanks for sharing
 
YES couple months ago pizza delivery man ordered a pizza around midnight and when he got there didnt have enough money for tip so i asked him what he wanted instead and needless to say he left 2hrs later very happy and still calls every sat asking if i need a blowjob pizza combo!!!!
 
YES couple months ago pizza delivery man ordered a pizza around midnight and when he got there didnt have enough money for tip so i asked him what he wanted instead and needless to say he left 2hrs later very happy and still calls every sat asking if i need a blowjob pizza combo!!!!
Does he ask if you want anchovies with that? Would you do that for me if I came over with a Digorno's pizza????
 
We had a small fire at our office and the women I worked with flirted with one of the fire fighters which led to a hook up a couple of days later.
 
im in the wrong business... either that or people around here are prude :-( either way.. dam.... very turned on by reading all these!!!1
 
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