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Yesterday my son-in-law was assaulted by a teenager who wanted to rob him.

My son-in-law is 6'-5" and active in sports. He was appraising a house in the ghetto, and the teen came inside with a knife and baseball bat. The kid demanded the man's 'shit.'

Well. The kid has his hands full, and when my son in law handed up his wallet the kid had no free hands. So the kid pockets the knife, and my son in law kicks the kids ass.
 
The kid should have brought a buddy and/or a Glock.

I'm glad the Son-In-Law is OK though.
 
Thus, he showed up with the Louisville Slugger and Swiss army knife.

It's all clear now.

Dum and Dumb...
 
JBJ, I am glad your son in law is ok and shit controls his "shit".

But you reminded me of something tht happened around here a while back-

My coworker's lil brother is a convenience store clerk. The kid is about 5'6" and 125 lbs soaking wet- with his boots on. A rather tall fellow came in & tried to rob him while he was cleaning shelves. The kid had his back turned & thought it was a joke until he started to turn around. That is when he saw the air powered pellet gun the would be robber had. Long story short, robber got nothing but an ass kicking. The lil guy is the youngest of 4 boys and has had to learn how to fight to survive. lol. The robber did get away, finally, and the kid called the cops. I saw him the next day. His knuckes were bruised on both hands from pounding the shit outa the robber.

And no, the company does NOT approve of his actions. Their SOP is to give up the money and/or merchandise.
 
dirtwrench said:
JBJ, I am glad your son in law is ok and shit controls his "shit".

But you reminded me of something tht happened around here a while back-

My coworker's lil brother is a convenience store clerk. The kid is about 5'6" and 125 lbs soaking wet- with his boots on. A rather tall fellow came in & tried to rob him while he was cleaning shelves. The kid had his back turned & thought it was a joke until he started to turn around. That is when he saw the air powered pellet gun the would be robber had. Long story short, robber got nothing but an ass kicking. The lil guy is the youngest of 4 boys and has had to learn how to fight to survive. lol. The robber did get away, finally, and the kid called the cops. I saw him the next day. His knuckes were bruised on both hands from pounding the shit outa the robber.

And no, the company does NOT approve of his actions. Their SOP is to give up the money and/or merchandise.
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Your post reminds me of what happened to another son in law. Son in law owned a bar & grill. One day at lunchtime 2 blacks kicked in the back door, then came inside shouting STICKUP! The bar & grill was filled with cops having lunch.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Your post reminds me of what happened to another son in law. Son in law owned a bar & grill. One day at lunchtime 2 blacks kicked in the back door, then came inside shouting STICKUP! The bar & grill was filled with cops having lunch.
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If you are going to rob someplace, at LEAST have brains enough to look for squad cars in the parking lot. LMAO.
 
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