I was sent a top secret PM

[Very_Bad_Man]

Asking why I am such and asshole to them.

Does anybody see the obvious?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Come on pussies you can say it.

I know you want to.

 

[Honey123]

<--not a pussy...

but is it because your a Very_Bad_Man?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

<--not a pussy...

but is it because your a Very_Bad_Man?

That does it.

You are now on probation.

 

[chillywilly2]

Asking why I am such and asshole to them.

Does anybody see the obvious?

you are an asshole...this place is loaded with them

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

you are an asshole...this place is loaded with them

Not true.

The GB is a warm fuzzy place and the streets are paved in gold.

Just don't let the dirty little joo BB know or that fucker will steal our streets.

 

[Honey123]

That does it.

You are now on probation.

Dammit! Is it because the correct answer was, "because you are an asshole?"

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Dammit! Is it because the correct answer was, "because you are an asshole?"

Irrelevant.

I put you on probation because occasionally I will need to pat you down for contraband.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I made Queen Vicki cry

Vicki is a gay dude. Hence the "Queen"

 

[Wings27]

I assume you're an ass to most people. Isn't that how the GB works? And if you're too nice, or your focus is on humor and goofing off you get called names.

I have yet to cry about it.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Queen Vicki has only posted two days on the GB and is suffering a melt down. Nobody was really that nasty. I can tell he is a keeper.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I am just shocked as I can be over this whole revelation.


shocked, I tell ya.


and somewhat appalled.

 

[TexasWife25]

I made Queen Vicki cry

Vicki is a gay dude. Hence the "Queen"

LOL
did you really?
You are an ass.

 

[Honey123]

Irrelevant.

I put you on probation because occasionally I will need to pat you down for contraband.

Just be sure to wine and dine me first.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Queen Vicki has only posted two days on the GB and is suffering a melt down. Nobody was really that nasty. I can tell he is a keeper.

And you feel just awful about the whole thing.

These things tend to blow over before long.

 

[Honey123]

And you feel just awful about the whole thing.

These things tend to blow over before long.

Well, unless of course, they make 25 threads about it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I am just shocked as I can be over this whole revelation.
shocked, I tell ya.
and somewhat appalled.

I think it is safe to say that we all are.
This upsets me greatly.
Very_Bad_Man does not typically indulge his "inner asshole" without justification.
and by "indulge", I mean "enlarge".
and by "justification", I mean "significant amounts of lube".
We live in strange times.

 

[Farrah]

I think it is safe to say that we all are.
This upsets me greatly.
Very_Bad_Man does not typically indulge his "inner asshole" without justification.
and by "indulge", I mean "enlarge".
and by "justification", I mean "significant amounts of lube".
We live in strange times.

This induced much laughter.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I am just shocked as I can be over this whole revelation.


shocked, I tell ya.


and somewhat appalled.

I am dismayed that you are appalled

LOL
did you really?
You are an ass.

Yes I threw a witty remark at his remark about his story. He was not very appreciative of the thought and diligence I put into that remark. I thought I was remarkable,

Just be sure to wine and dine me first.

I offered already. You shot me down. Things can never be the same between us.

And you feel just awful about the whole thing.

These things tend to blow over before long.

I cried crocodile tears. I wonder if Blunt Trauma got a PM. She was positively barbaric on her attacks of the Queen over grammar. I would ask but Blunt has me on super secret iggy because I posted nude pictures of my date fucking my gear shift. She is a sensitive lass.

I think it is safe to say that we all are.
This upsets me greatly.
Very_Bad_Man does not typically indulge his "inner asshole" without justification.
and by "indulge", I mean "enlarge".
and by "justification", I mean "significant amounts of lube".
We live in strange times.

Fucker you are ruining my rep. I am a VERYBADMAN (falls to the floor in a tantrum)

 

[Saint Peter]

You and busybody are peas in a pod.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Well, unless of course, they make 25 threads about it.

Well there is that.

But eventually, they sink to the bottom of the pond and all goes back to LIT Normal

 

[RobDownSouth]

This induced much laughter.

Then my work here is done.

Hopefully those 16 pancakes you ate for breakfast this morning that caused you such gastric distress in the Santorum Babby thread is a rapidly fading memory....

 

[Farrah]

Then my work here is done.

Hopefully those 16 pancakes you ate for breakfast this morning that caused you such gastric distress in the Santorum Babby thread is a rapidly fading memory....

*burp*

Much better now.

 

[RobDownSouth]

She was positively barbaric on her attacks of the Queen over grammar.

Maybe folks could print this off for future reference to forestall attacks by the Grammar Nazis here:
http://i.imgur.com/UI4Cz.png

 

[Sean]

I never get PMs like that. Maybe it's because I'm too nice to everyone.