what do you do for a living?

[VaticanAssassin]

I will start:

I am a certified platypus trainer. I received my training in in Australia and have worked for both SeaWorld Orlando and San Diego.

 

[blunt_trauma]

what a coincidence! i am an expert in the breeding habits of venomous mammals. i'm oft published in scientific journals and consult for zoos throughout the world..

 

[rosco rathbone]

I have a price on my head for bumbanditry in 6 states and the Indian Territories.

 

[thør]

Admiral

Swiss Navy.

 

[Trace_Element]

I'm a fanny farmer...


trying to create the Honey and Cookie hybrids as I type...

 

[koalabear]

I speed up global warming.

 

[Riles]

I'm a no-talent socialite, sleeping my way towards my 15 minutes in the spotlight. Stay tuned for my public meltdown after having made a porn movie that I will first deny knowing of, then sue for all royalties related.


Edit: My co-star has yet to be confirmed.

 

[girlsmiley]

I bend over and get hammered repeatedly.

I had to buy my own lube.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'm a no-talent socialite, sleeping my way towards my 15 minutes in the spotlight. Stay tuned for my public meltdown after having made a porn movie that I will first deny knowing of, then sue for all royalties related.

Well you may not know this but platypus trainers are very hip, well connected and well paid. Feel free to to ply me with your wares....

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I bend over and get hammered repeatedly.

I had to buy my own lube.

but spit is free?????

 

[Queen_Vicki]

I am a junk jewelery maker, babysitter, student, and sell sex toys from time to time.

 

[girlsmiley]

but spit is free?????

gross.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

what a coincidence! i am an expert in the breeding habits of venomous mammals. i'm oft published in scientific journals and consult for zoos throughout the world..

Perhaps we can compare notes?

 

[warrior queen]

Possum relocator.
I moonlight as a woman.

 

[cfuhrer]

I am a celebrity livestock groomer. I groom the livestock of the who's who in entertainment, fashion, literature and the like.
I am also regularly featured on all the morning news and afternoon talk shows; sharing my knowledge of livestock grooming trends with the masses

 

[RobDownSouth]

I am a professional cybersex practitioner.*
I charge my Republican clients double.
They pay willingly.


*practice limited to females only. Sorry Vetteman.

 

[cookiejar]

Professional cumslut ... I have never done Rob as I hate paying double for anything.

 

[okatty35]

Chicken Sexer - going through baby chicks and separating them according to sex.

 

[neci]

squirrel trapper and hat maker

children's booties to be coming soon

 

[Sean]

I am the last of the famous
international playboys.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Professional cumslut ... I have never done Rob as I hate paying double for anything.

Best answer yet!

 

[LadyFairfax]

Horse sexologist. I help horses overcome their sexual problems.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Chicken Sexer - going through baby chicks and separating them according to sex.

Didn't that win "worst job in the United States" some time ago?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Professional cumslut ... I have never done Rob as I hate paying double for anything.

pfft. You knew damned good and well there were half-off coupons in the Sunday newspaper insert.

 

[LadyFairfax]

Didn't that win "worst job in the United States" some time ago?

Pretty sure that award went to Vetteman's maid.