The Colonel Hogan Retirement Thread!

[RobDownSouth]

At midnight tonight (1/25/2012), our own Colonel Hogan joins the burgeoning ranks of the terminally unemployed, and will receive his very own Social Security check!

Let us use this thread to say a heartfelt "thank you" to the Colonel for his many years of devoted service to Capitalism, Truth, Justice and the American Way!

Well done, sir!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

At midnight tonight (1/25/2012), our own Colonel Hogan joins the burgeoning ranks of the terminally unemployed, and will receive his very own Social Security check!

Let us use this thread to say a heartfelt "thank you" to the Colonel for his many years of devoted service to Capitalism, Truth, Justice and the American Way!

Well done, sir!

Awww shucks, pilgrim.

Actually, it feels like I joined the ranks of the terminally unemployed years ago. Back then I used the phrase "semi-retired" as a euphemism.

Beginning tomorrow, the shame is replaced with pride!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Awww shucks, pilgrim.

Actually, it feels like I joined the ranks of the terminally unemployed years ago. Back then I used the phrase "semi-retired" as a euphemism.

Beginning tomorrow, the shame is replaced with pride!

Congratulations!

 

[richard_daily]

Welcome to the ranks of the socialist elite, komrade!

 

[KRCummings]

Awww shucks, pilgrim.

Actually, it feels like I joined the ranks of the terminally unemployed years ago. Back then I used the phrase "semi-retired" as a euphemism.

Beginning tomorrow, the shame is replaced with pride!

Never bothered me none. I like not working. Hopefully you will, too. Get a hobby though. Trust me on this.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Hope you have more luck than Joe P.....retirement did not really work out for him.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Welcome to the ranks of the socialist elite, komrade!

I have confided to a few friends that now that I have become a "ward of the state," I may have to change my party affiliation to Democrat. Objectively speaking, the Dems may represent my new set of interests better.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Never bothered me none. I like not working. Hopefully you will, too. Get a hobby though. Trust me on this.

I LOVE not working, and have for some time. I would spend tons of dollars and time on my golf hobby, but my back got screwed up at exactly the wrong time. Nothing bums me out more than not being able to play or practice every day.

 

[FlatulatingArse]

I LOVE not working, and have for some time. I would spend tons of dollars and time on my golf hobby, but my back got screwed up at exactly the wrong time. Nothing bums me out more than not being able to play or practice every day.

Miniature golf is the only way to go.

 

[thør]

I LOVE not working, and have for some time. I would spend tons of dollars and time on my golf hobby, but my back got screwed up at exactly the wrong time. Nothing bums me out more than not being able to play or practice every day.

Just do something. Bad stuff happens when you don't have anything to do.

And whatever it is, have fun at it!

 

[Liar]

Congrats, Colonel. Now you're officially licensed to use the phrase "back in the days" unironically.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Congratulations!

 

[Sean]

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.7488144.0310/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

 

[KeithD]

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Anyway, it's good knowing that he's back.

Is it?

 

[KeithD]

Colonel Hogan has been a leader in this community for common sense and
integrity for decades and you post a stupid comment about him.

Man, you are a jerk and evidently have never read any of his posts.

Why are you bashing a General Board legend before you even know who he
is and have never read any of his heartfelt informative caring comments.

You sir KeithD are a troll and a major prick.

I suggest you apologize and stop being a forum troll and bully.

You're funny and your feet stink.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

He is verbose as hell.

 

[KeithD]

He is verbose as hell.

Yes, he does go on . . . and on . . . and on. He also has no real connection to an erotica story site. There's no useful reason for him to be on Literotica.

And the same can be said about RichJames. Just a parasitic drone irrelevantly posting to an erotica story site. And only on Literotica for nine days, yet with an institutional memory. Yeah, right.

 

[thør]

Collecting social security doesn't mean retired from the GB.

I'm not doing the SS thing, but I could...

 

[DeYaKen]

At midnight tonight (1/25/2012), our own Colonel Hogan joins the burgeoning ranks of the terminally unemployed, and will receive his very own Social Security check!

Let us use this thread to say a heartfelt "thank you" to the Colonel for his many years of devoted service to Capitalism, Truth, Justice and the American Way!

Well done, sir!

Is he the Hogan of Hogan's Heroes, I loved that program.