VaticanAssassin
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Driven to the edge Karen/Ken snaps and hires a hit man to kill both RDS and Sonny. RDS is shot twice in the forehead with a .22. Luckily, his thick skull saves his life but there is brain damage. He spends the rest of his days watching MSNBC and can only utter two phrases; “You are Karen Kraft” and “Right wingers are stupid”. Hearing the news Sonny changes his name once again and goes into hiding. He later writes memoirs on the whole fiasco, but they are not very funny and do not get published.
The resulting Karen/Ken trial captures the attention of the world. It takes years before the proper gender can be established and it is all anyone can talk about. The media goes crazy when it is revealed that Karen/Ken are indeed twin hermaphrodites.
Cheyenne goes on the Jerry Springer Show with thousands of print outs of old post and claims victory. She breaks down in hysterics when Jerry introduces Miles and throws her shoes. Miles claims it is all a vast left wing conspiracy.
The vast attention of the whole drama causes the FBI to investigate Literotica. Due to the copious amounts of copyrighted porn, the site is closed forever. That’s when the real tragedy happens;
Suicides at nursing homes across the world increase.
VeryBadMan hears the news on one of his imaginary flights and crashes his imaginary jet into the Eiffel Tower. The world rejoices Frances loss.
SeanH begins to drink seven nights a week and losses his job. The sad result of this is the truckers union is never formed and the evil owners win. The poor truckers have to continue on without their padded leather steering wheel covers.
Perg begins to spend more time with his wife, but unfortunately this leads to her quickly divorcing him. He becomes a Buddhist and moves high in the mountains with 50 cats. He dies years later trying to settle an argument between a bear and a mountain lion.
LJ is forced to leave the house and lie to people’s faces. Seeing real people, sparks his inner serial killer, and female midgets across the world now live in fear.
Amicus pontificates verbosely into an AM microphone……. Yet still, no one understands him.
Ishmael chuckles and claims the whole thing was his genius plan.
Dolph briefly becomes the famous London Subway flasher, but is quickly apprehended due to her propensity to stop and discus the weather with her victims.
Gracefully, Eve, cookie, and Honey join forces to stalk Vatican Assassin. After chloroforming him, they tie him to a bed and unleash their carnal desires on him again and again and again……. (OK this last part may not make sense, but fuck you! It is my epilogue).
The resulting Karen/Ken trial captures the attention of the world. It takes years before the proper gender can be established and it is all anyone can talk about. The media goes crazy when it is revealed that Karen/Ken are indeed twin hermaphrodites.
Cheyenne goes on the Jerry Springer Show with thousands of print outs of old post and claims victory. She breaks down in hysterics when Jerry introduces Miles and throws her shoes. Miles claims it is all a vast left wing conspiracy.
The vast attention of the whole drama causes the FBI to investigate Literotica. Due to the copious amounts of copyrighted porn, the site is closed forever. That’s when the real tragedy happens;
Suicides at nursing homes across the world increase.
VeryBadMan hears the news on one of his imaginary flights and crashes his imaginary jet into the Eiffel Tower. The world rejoices Frances loss.
SeanH begins to drink seven nights a week and losses his job. The sad result of this is the truckers union is never formed and the evil owners win. The poor truckers have to continue on without their padded leather steering wheel covers.
Perg begins to spend more time with his wife, but unfortunately this leads to her quickly divorcing him. He becomes a Buddhist and moves high in the mountains with 50 cats. He dies years later trying to settle an argument between a bear and a mountain lion.
LJ is forced to leave the house and lie to people’s faces. Seeing real people, sparks his inner serial killer, and female midgets across the world now live in fear.
Amicus pontificates verbosely into an AM microphone……. Yet still, no one understands him.
Ishmael chuckles and claims the whole thing was his genius plan.
Dolph briefly becomes the famous London Subway flasher, but is quickly apprehended due to her propensity to stop and discus the weather with her victims.
Gracefully, Eve, cookie, and Honey join forces to stalk Vatican Assassin. After chloroforming him, they tie him to a bed and unleash their carnal desires on him again and again and again……. (OK this last part may not make sense, but fuck you! It is my epilogue).
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