Sonny Limatina has choked on the neighbor's dog

[Stack-O-Lee]

Tragedy in the Limatina household. Sonny, known to many of you as Flat5ive's hotter and better-hung brother, has accidentally choked on the dog that was attempting to force peanuts down an innocent hybrid-automobile's exhaust pipe. As you know, Sonny was something of a legend among those of us with unusually large penises, and his loss is felt through the community.

But he died a hero, and that is the important part.

If you have any questions, I would be happy to answer them. Please do not be intimidated by my physical beauty, I am as down to earth as the next person with near-god-like whattaya-call genetical gifts.

 

[KRCummings]

Is someone watching after Sonny's husband?

 

[Farrah]

Is someone watching after Sonny's husband?

*giggles*

 

[Saint Peter]

Is someone watching after Sonny's husband?

One half of the GLBT board.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

Sonny was something of a legend among those of us with unusually large penises, and his loss is felt through the community.

And there was me thinking he was called “shaft” for his investigative skillz.

Woof!

 

[Lorilei]

Poor doggy.

 

[LadyFairfax]

I'm chartering a flight to get to the funeral right now, right after I pop over to the grocery for some food and stuff . . .

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm chartering a flight to get to the funeral right now, right after I pop over to the grocery for some food and stuff . . .

Sonny would have wanted it that way.

 

[garbage can]

If you have any questions, I would be happy to answer them. Please do not be intimidated by my physical beauty, I am as down to earth as the next person with near-god-like whattaya-call genetical gifts.

When will it ever end?

Who will be the next to be exposed and accused of being a faux male or female......?.........

Must we live through this....?....

 

[Stack-O-Lee]

I don't really understand this General Board humor. You people seem kind of mean.

 

[Peregrinator]

True story: When my in-laws went to the shelter to choose their new DOG the shelter people were calling him PEANUT.

 

[Honey123]

I honestly don't believe this story.

Unless I see proof of Sonny's unusually large penis..I'm saying this is all just a rumor.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Sonny has/had a penis?

Pics or its all lies.

 

[pointless]

man, you have a real talent for picking unattractive user names.

 

[Stack-O-Lee]

man, you have a real talent for picking unattractive user names.

Pointless says what?

 

[pink]

I still like the name flat5ive better.

 

[pointless]

Pointless says what?

i said you pick shitty names.

 

[semen4her]

i said you pick shitty names.

Maybe after this one gets to 11k posts, he will let you pick the next name?

 

[neci]

this is all just so sad.

 

[Quoll]

True story: When my in-laws went to the shelter to choose their new DOG the shelter people were calling him PEANUT.

Surely you mean your wife's parents in-law?

 

[Stack-O-Lee]

i said you pick shitty names.

This is like Ted Bundy telling Jeffrey Dahmer not to kill so many people.

 

[thør]

Stackie-O isn't a bad name.

 

[semen4her]

This is like Ted Bundy telling Jeffrey Dahmer not to kill so many people.

I would have chosen broc-o-lee personally.

 

[pointless]

not really.

 

[semen4her]

yes, really.