The sun is behaving strangely

[Mike_Yates]

http://www.infowars.com/sun-shoots-a-fastball-at-earth/

Do I smell a COLOSSAL CME (Coronal Mass Ejection) in the near distant future?

 

[warrior queen]

Help! Help! The sky is falling!

 

[Mike_Yates]

KILLER Coronal Mass Ejection

 

[warrior queen]

By your reckoning, we should all be dead by now. Given that the sun has been spewing coronal masses toward us for millenia.
I'm banking on the fact that every single ancestor in my line has survived long enough to breed

 

[Liar]

You'd behave stragely too if you were on fire.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I hope it doesn't decide to shoot a planet-killing superflare which would kill all living organisms on planet Earth.

 

[ivantheterrible]

maybe it'll just be enough to fry everything electrical made after 1975. instant reset button to 1700.

 

[warrior queen]

I hope it doesn't decide to shoot a planet-killing superflare which would kill all living organisms on planet Earth.

Well, if it was supposed to arrive Sunday, then we're fine - it's Monday here already!
Oh, and might I suggest you move the rusty old gas cylinder, just in case?

 

[Wobnoid]

Well, if it was supposed to arrive Sunday, then we're fine - it's Monday here already!
Oh, and might I suggest you move the rusty old gas cylinder, just in case?

Older propane canisters are a time proven solar deflecting device. It's merely a happy accident of their shape and contents and a bunch of other well documented technical stuff I won't go into... Anyhoo... If a chin strap is attached (there are kits available online), it can and indeed should - under the current circumstance - be retrofitted into a really cool counter-coronal crown. Best of luck, Mike. Guy I knew got half fried yesterday going to Safeway just down the block. Was his right side got zapped. Ugly shit!

 

[neci]

Older propane canisters are a time proven solar deflecting device. It's merely a happy accident of their shape and contents and a bunch of other well documented technical stuff I won't go into... Anyhoo... If a chin strap is attached (there are kits available online), it can and indeed should - under the current circumstance - be retrofitted into a really cool counter-coronal crown. Best of luck, Mike. Guy I knew got half fried yesterday going to Safeway just down the block. Was his right side got zapped. Ugly shit!

when he blows his head off, don't be surprised if his momma sends you the funeral bill.

 

[Wobnoid]

when he blows his head off, don't be surprised if his momma sends you the funeral bill.

Momma better sue the interwebs first! The specs and stuff are all up in the webs. I just saw 'em and pointed the deceased that way! If there's a real good spread I might go to the wake though... Stuff like BBQ ribs or brisket. Wanna go with me? Wear a hat. Sun's gonna be scorching!

 

[warrior queen]

when he blows his head off, don't be surprised if his momma sends you the funeral bill.

I'm guessing if he blows his head off, even his momma will be saying 'Shit - so he WAS right!'

 

[GracefullyYours]

I hope it doesn't decide to shoot a planet-killing superflare which would kill all living organisms on planet Earth.

Sweet Jeezus.... We'll have to go back in time, get some whales, let them talk to the probe causing it all, and then be heroes.

 

[warrior queen]

Momma better sue the interwebs first! The specs and stuff are all up in the webs. I just saw 'em and pointed the deceased that way! If there's a real good spread I might go to the wake though... Stuff like BBQ ribs or brisket. Wanna go with me? Wear a hat. Sun's gonna be scorching!

Preferably tinfoil, out of respect.

 

[Wobnoid]

Preferably tinfoil, out of respect.

Hmmmmm? These'd work...

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4101/4937872088_449f6c7e48_o.jpg

 

[neci]

we could have a hat making party!

 

[Wobnoid]

we could have a hat making party!

Is there time? Solar bursts move... like at Mach 3 or something? If we're not holding hands by the time it gets us... I'll be pissed!

 

[warrior queen]

we could have a hat making party!

That would totally be cool!
I love hats - I wear them all the time
I go hunting in second-hand stores for unusual ones.

 

[neci]

Is there time? Solar bursts move... like at Mach 3 or something? If we're not holding hands by the time it gets us... I'll be pissed!

at that point in time, won't we just be dust?

they were swallowed by the sun.
never to be heard from again.

 

[neci]

That would totally be cool!
I love hats - I wear them all the time
I go hunting in second-hand stores for unusual ones.

have you posted a hat in the hat thread?
i love big hats in the summer time.

 

[warrior queen]

at that point in time, won't we just be dust?

they were swallowed by the sun.
never to be heard from again.

What would be really awesome, is if in the process of frying, you left 'shadows' - like in Hiroshima!

 

[neci]

What would be really awesome, is if in the process of frying, you left 'shadows' - like in Hiroshima!

i am now going to turn you into a shadow.

*poof*

 

[warrior queen]

have you posted a hat in the hat thread?
i love big hats in the summer time.

Not yet. Have to have a pic-taker to post with me wearing one.
And be careful not to show my face.

 

[Wobnoid]

at that point in time, won't we just be dust?

they were swallowed by the sun.
never to be heard from again.

The John Edwards guy - not the other one - says we cross over and stuff. Wanna share a trip? Shit! Right! Mike'd be there already... ripping down dreams... Yeah. Better concentrate on the hats.

 

[neci]

The John Edwards guy - not the other one - says we cross over and stuff. Wanna share a trip? Shit! Right! Mike'd be there already... ripping down dreams... Yeah. Better concentrate on the hats.

i want lots of horns and long pointy things on my hat.