What the hell happened to Zumi?

[Peregrinator]

Anyone know?

 

[butters]

nope, don't know but maybe he got bored with this place for a while and will be back refreshed in due course. several people seem to do that over the winter.

then again, maybe he got abducted and is showing all those aliens how to rustle up some fab noodly food in their space kitchen-diners

 

[Sean]

After he found out about Ken, he topped himself.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No...

 

[rosco rathbone]

While working late one night in the lab on his greatest creation, a female android with tits the size of medicine balls, he was sucked through a rip in the time space continuum to a land populated only by willing nubiles who seem to have sprung full fledged from the forehead of Russ Meyer....

 

[JaromyCarpenter]

Anyone know?

48% of young African black males are in prison you might want to check there first. Either way the site is a better place without him and his mile long stupid sig.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Frizzle_Fry

 

[Peregrinator]

Frizzle_Fry

Huh?

.

 

[planetqueen]

While working late one night in the lab on his greatest creation, a female android with tits the size of medicine balls, he was sucked through a rip in the time space continuum to a land populated only by willing nubiles who seem to have sprung full fledged from the forehead of Russ Meyer....

I wonder if I can recreate the same lab conditions.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I wonder if I can recreate the same lab conditions.

Very dangerous. A DDD breast must be compressed into an A brassiere at 0 degrees Kelvin in a hard vacuum.

 

[planetqueen]

Very dangerous. A DDD breast must be compressed into an A brassiere at 0 degrees Kelvin in a hard vacuum.

Dangerous, but having wasted many formative hours watching faster pussycat kill kill with my hands down my knickers, I think it is worth the risk.

 

[Cheyenne]

48% of young African black males are in prison you might want to check there first. Either way the site is a better place without him and his mile long stupid sig.

I disagree. I didn't like the sig, either. And I didn't agree with him, in many cases. But the board is a better place when there is a variety of posters here of all colors, faiths, political beliefs, sexes. I hope he returns.

 

[Spider Rand]

Frizzle_Fry

Andy's painting green again, this time they might take him away.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Dangerous, but having wasted many formative hours watching faster pussycat kill kill with my hands down my knickers, I think it is worth the risk.

We've already lost one litster to the alternate universe, we can't risk losing another. Your funding request is denied.

 

[planetqueen]

We've already lost one litster to the alternate universe, we can't risk losing another. Your funding request is denied.

Anything I can do to get you to change your mind?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Anything I can do to get you to change your mind?

See if you can find that third quarter report under my desk....

 

[planetqueen]

See if you can find that third quarter report under my desk....

haha what a gorgeous image.

 

[rosco rathbone]

haha what a gorgeous image.

Alright, I've had second thoughts. Funding approved. Here's a tissue, your lipstick is a little smeared.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

Anyone know?

Dunno, but, I do know the board is a lesser place for him not being here.

Woof!

 

[planetqueen]

Alright, I've had second thoughts. Funding approved. Here's a tissue, your lipstick is a little smeared.

I would be hoping that I would have choked so hard under there I would have alice cooper eyes to go with the smeared lipstick.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I would be hoping that I would have choked so hard under there I would have alice cooper eyes to go with the smeared lipstick.

Can't have you walking about the office looking like an outtake from Gothic Gaggers lV. The parking lot is the place for that.

 

[planetqueen]

Can't have you walking about the office looking like an outtake from Gothic Gaggers lV. The parking lot is the place for that.

You are so thoughtful. I think I love you.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You are so thoughtful. I think I love you.

Act professional now. The typing pool is watching.

 

[planetqueen]

Act professional now. The typing pool is watching.

hahaha.

They are just jealous. My servicing of the women in the typing pool with my extremely long tongue (not freakishly long obviously - it doesn't droop out of my mouth or anything) is renowned. They are worried that I might turn straight and stop doing them. It's exhausting being me.

 

[busybody..]

in jail

robbed a 7-11

for FUZZY DICE

to put on his

rear view mirror