I desire to place my sword of lust in your scabbard of desire.

[hobbit.]

Hi, any non males out there fancy my sword of lust being planted firmly in your scabbard of desire?

Bert is not good with a sword......

 

[neci]

that's hot.

 

[Batch]

Sounds too sharp.

Try again.

 

[hobbit.]

that's hot.

I know. when ever i use it in public though i get arrested.

 

[hobbit.]

Sounds too sharp.

Try again.

can i park my van in your ass?

 

[Designing_Angel]

As a non-male. This is a riot.

I think I've read a novel with that line before. It's almost as good as "he's penis wept with desire".

 

[neci]

I know. when ever i use it in public though i get arrested.

some things are better left sheathed in public.

 

[Batch]

can i park my van in your ass?

Still too

too

pushy

 

[Designing_Angel]

can i park my van in your ass?

Is that one of those creepy work van trolling neighborhoods, or a nifty conversion van?

 

[jan_vjj]

can i park my van in your ass?

absolutely... n i LUV sharp...

 

[Sean]

I find this thread deeply disturbing.

 

[Batch]

Considering the thread starter's reputation...

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Short sword

 

[Sean]

Considering the thread starter's reputation...

I've actually met the fucker, you don't know the half of it!

 

[Batch]

I've actually met the fucker, you don't know the half of it!

And the half I know of is a sordid mess.

 

[English Lady]

*sigh* you're trying to make me feel inadequate again aren't you, love?

I shall never write teh pornz as good as wot you duz.

 

[hobbit.]

*sigh* you're trying to make me feel inadequate again aren't you, love?

I shall never write teh pornz as good as wot you duz.

Actually in My latest novel Cathy has a job working for Salford Van hire........

 

[hobbit.]

I find this thread deeply disturbing.

Nah.....

Considering the thread starter's reputation...

Tish

Short sword

Poppy Cock

I've actually met the fucker, you don't know the half of it!

Doctor says I'm fine now. I just have to avoid pubs with darts boards.

And the half I know of is a sordid mess.

Bollocks. I am house trained.

 

[thør]

Hi, any non males out there fancy my sword of lust being planted firmly in your scabbard of desire?

If you find one with a burning valley of desire, there's medication for that.

 

[Sean]

Good win at the Arse today. Pity the bitters fluked one against Spurs.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Hi, any non males out there fancy my sword of lust being planted firmly in your scabbard of desire?

Bert is not good with a sword......

Maybe if you have, um, a dagger.....*shifts uncomfortably*

 

[hobbit.]

Good win at the Arse today. Pity the bitters fluked one against Spurs.

The bitters fluked one? nah.. that was the same ref who didn't see nigel de yongs kung fu kick in the world cup final, so to re cap.. ballotelli is invisible and the cunt they bought from the blue scouse, the one with the massive foerhead is prone to elbowing people in the face.. but this legendary ref didn't see that one either.... now if only the president of the FA wasn't the brother of sir hoWard bernstein...... (<-- red)

 

[hobbit.]

Maybe if you have, um, a dagger.....*shifts uncomfortably*

what about a saxon double handed chopper?

 

[hobbit.]

If you find one with a burning valley of desire, there's medication for that.

Aqeuous fire fighting foam my friend. strike knob hard and aim at base of fire.

 

[Boobyprize]

Poppy Cock

Make your mind up hobbit - is it a sword of lust or a poppy cock? It might make all the difference...