Dirty Talk

[bg23]

Snippets.

Words that turn me on stay with me.

"Do you love me?" he asks, while he fucks me.
Whimper. "Yes."
"Say it."
"I love you."
"I love you too, you dirty slut."


Share your snippets.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Do you love me?"

"Yes."

"Then take the fucking trash out and get a job, alright?"

"Yes, Baby. In a minute."

 

[bg23]

"Do you love me?"

"Yes."

"Then take the fucking trash out and get a job, alright?"

"Yes, Baby. In a minute."

That turns you on?

You're so kinky.

 

[Saint Peter]

That turns you on?

You're so kinky.

I am old.

Kinky only visits now and then.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I am old.

Kinky only visits now and then.

Quoted before deletion because I may need this later.

 

[Saint Peter]

Quoted before deletion because I may need this later.

You are one kinky bitch.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You are one kinky bitch.

And you are surprised . . . how, exactly???

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I haven't taken my shower yet...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

badgirl23, I bet you say that to all the guys...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I showered last night.


Yesterday is my "clean" date.

 

[Saint Peter]

You fuckers are old AND disgusting.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You fuckers are old AND disgusting.

That makes you disgusting, less distinguished and not as wise...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

See post #4

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I am old.

Kinky only visits now and then.

He probably meant "in spirit..."

 

[Saint Peter]

I am old.

I am not old as dirt.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Neither am I.


I didn't show up until Genesis' second week, which is why I missed the book.

 

[bg23]

I wish you guys hadn't derailed this thread, I actually wanted to keep this one kinda on topic.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I wish you guys hadn't derailed this thread, I actually wanted to keep this one kinda on topic.

You haven't been able to stay on topic for a freaking decade...

 

[Saint Peter]

I wish you guys hadn't derailed this thread, I actually wanted to keep this one kinda on topic.

Sorry.

 

[bg23]

i still wub you petey

 

[Soulen]

her while i'm fucking her: "how does it feel?"
me while i'm fucking her: "how does what feel? your pussy? your pussy feels real good baby"
her as i'm about to cum: "yea baby how does it feel....after your best friend fucked it?"
me seconds after climax: "....what?"
her seconds after my climax: "i've decided to have two boyfriends, so from now on you'll be sharing me with your best friend!"

this was the last conversation i had with a college girlfriend. the end of a 4 month relationship. she was an insatiable slut and i still think about her when i jack off 80% of the time.

 

[Honey123]

this is way too funny..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5xW5lXfXq4


Comedian, Kevin Hart

 

[Fuckette]

inflections of my name

 

[naughtycakes]

I love being told I have a tight, little pussy.

I'm very much a dirty talker, I like to apply the dirty talk throughout the process.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I love being told I have a tight, little pussy.

I'm very much a dirty talker, I like to apply the dirty talk throughout the process.

Would you like to hear about your ass?