Telemarketers Suck

RAddams

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I just got one of those bull shit telemarketing calls from some guy with an Arab accent telling me my Windows computer is infected with a virus. The call display listed the number as "1-222-555-7777". I wish they would have women with sexy voices making these bull shit calls instead of some douche bag at a call center in India.
 
I wish they would have women with sexy voices making these bull shit calls instead of some douche bag at a call center in India.

Why? Are you so desperate that you wanna chat up a telemarketing chick?
 
Why? Are you so desperate that you wanna chat up a telemarketing chick?

I like to keep them on the phone and waste their time for as long as possible before telling them I use an Apple computer. So a sexy voice would make it more fun.
 
I just got one of those bull shit telemarketing calls from some guy with an Arab accent telling me my Windows computer is infected with a virus. The call display listed the number as "1-222-555-7777". I wish they would have women with sexy voices making these bull shit calls instead of some douche bag at a call center in India.

Get an air horn
 
I'm a big fan of the Seinfeld method...I say, "I'm sorry, but I'm very busy today. If you give me your home number, I'll be happy to call you back tonight."
 
telemarketers are people too!

but if they were telling you you had a virus, that sounds more like a scammer.
 
I like to keep them on the phone and waste their time for as long as possible before telling them I use an Apple computer.

Most telemarketers at that level are paid minimum wage by the hour, and either aren't responsible for finite quotas, or will be gone by the time they have to meet them. Wasting time is a blessing in that job.

Ask them how many #s they dial that they know are bad...or how many times they leave bad numbers in the system on purpose to waste more time.
 
telemarketers are people too!

but if they were telling you you had a virus, that sounds more like a scammer.

I know they are people but I wish it was a person with a sexy voice or at least someone who speaks English.

I fully agree it's a scam but it involves them selling a product (downloaded anit-virus program) so it is also telemarketing.
 
Most telemarketers at that level are paid minimum wage by the hour, and either aren't responsible for finite quotas, or will be gone by the time they have to meet them. Wasting time is a blessing in that job.

Ask them how many #s they dial that they know are bad...or how many times they leave bad numbers in the system on purpose to waste more time.

I don't blame the individual, I blame the company they work for. The way I see it my wasting their time means they have less time to potentially rip off some innocent old lady who is still using Windows 2000.
 
I know they are people but I wish it was a person with a sexy voice or at least someone who speaks English.

I fully agree it's a scam but it involves them selling a product (downloaded anit-virus program) so it is also telemarketing.

the next telemarketer to call me i will chat up and record. they rarely call.
 
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