phone interview

[Saint Peter]

Tell me what to say.
Tell me what not to say.

Tell me how to pull the wool over this fucker's eyes.

 

[Sean]

Don't ask him what he's wearing out of habit.

 

[Batch]

What?
Employment?
*faints*

 

[Saint Peter]

Noted.

Thanks!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Actually I dare you to ask him what he is wearing.

Man up pussy.

 

[Saint Peter]

What?
Employment?
*faints*

I know!

Fucking sucks, don't it?

 

[Saint Peter]

Actually I dare you to ask him what he is wearing.

Man up pussy.

I am cocky.

I ain't that cocky.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I am cocky.

I ain't that cocky.

You need to Skype with him so he can see your swagger

 

[Batch]

I know!

Fucking sucks, don't it?

Actually.

About damn time.

Slacker.

 

[Saint Peter]

Alright. Enough of the Pete jabs.

I am fucking serious here!

 

[Fuckette]

flush the toilet after you hang up

 

[Saint Peter]

Do any of you fuckers have a job?

If so, speak up.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

All kidding aside just how fucking funny would that be to ask what they are wearing. That interview would go down in legend in that personnel office.

 

[Sean]

Do any of you fuckers have a job?

If so, speak up.

Never had a phone interview. I'd suck at it, I fucking hate phones.

 

[Batch]

Alright. Enough of the Pete jabs.

I am fucking serious here!

Are you stomping your feet? Because that would be hawt.

Seriously. Hawt.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You need to Skype with him so he can see your swagger

LOL...I had a job interview this past summer via Skype. The guy insisted we do this on Skype, I'm fine with that.

The whole interview consisted of him reading questions to me off a piece of paper, I saw more of the bald spot on top of his head then I saw of his face.

 

[JohnnySavage]

LOL...I had a job interview this past summer via Skype. The guy insisted we do this on Skype, I'm fine with that.

The whole interview consisted of him reading questions to me off a piece of paper, I saw more of the bald spot on top of his head then I saw of his face.

He had no swagger.

 

[Batch]

Do any of you fuckers have a job?

If so, speak up.

I wear a nice skirt and hose... with an appropriately discreet blouse. Ooh...oh, and say
Yes Sirrah and No, Sirrah.
They like that.

*nods*

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

LOL...I had a job interview this past summer via Skype. The guy insisted we do this on Skype, I'm fine with that.

The whole interview consisted of him reading questions to me off a piece of paper, I saw more of the bald spot on top of his head then I saw of his face.

Another funny scenario.

They see you from the waste up. You give a smashing interview. They fucking love you. At the end you thank them stand up wearing a ladies skirt. Oh yes this is promising.

 

[Batch]

Another funny scenario.

They see you from the waste up. You give a smashing interview. They fucking love you. At the end you thank them stand up wearing a ladies skirt. Oh yes this is promising.

psst... it's waist

 

[Saint Peter]

"Call him in for an interview?"

"Yes."

"Should we ask him to wear pants for this one?"

"Definitely."

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

psst... it's waist

Fuck

Nazi's are everywhere.

 

[Saint Peter]

psst... it's waist

Sorta works either way in this case.

 

[Batch]

"Call him in for an interview?"

"Yes."

"Should we ask him to wear pants for this one?"

"Definitely."

And be sure to make sure there aren't any.... sounds in the background, as you'll recall the incident of Naughty Cakes being held captive in your basement.

It was a fierce ruckus.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Sorta works either way in this case.

She just fucking with me cuss she wants it bad.

Oh yes. I can tell.

She wants to fornicate.

Tease me more slutty Batchypoo.