The Goatee

[JohnnySavage]

Shave it all or don't shave. Doing half the job makes you look like an idiot.


That is all.

 

[KRCummings]

I don't like facial hair on men as a general rule. Not a deal breaker like tattoos or not being circumcised. More of a preference.

 

[islandman]

Fuck.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Fuck.

I'm just trying to put some wisdom on the younger generation. At your age, it hardly matters; just make sure you keep the ear-hair trimmed.

 

[islandman]

I'm just trying to put some wisdom on the younger generation. At your age, it hardly matters; just make sure you keep the ear-hair trimmed.

At your age, "the younger generation" is anyone under 60.

 

[thør]

Shave it all or don't shave. Doing half the job makes you look like an idiot.


That is all.

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[piccicatopolka]

I don't like facial hair on men as a general rule. Not a deal breaker like tattoos or not being circumcised. More of a preference.

I prefer some neat facial hair.

A tattoo or two better be very nice. Lame tats say a lot about how a person views themselves even if it was in the past.

 

[JohnnySavage]

At your age, "the younger generation" is anyone under 60.

Haven't you heard; 48 is the new 35

 

[KRCummings]

Haven't you heard; 48 is the new 35

Awesome. That means I'm 30. Party time! Oh,wait. I was working and having kids at 30. Fuck that shit.

 

[thør]

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[Farrah]

IMO, goatees can make a guy look very douchey, but not as douchey as mustache-only. Smooth-shaven is nice. A well-groomed, full beard is ideal.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The mustache is an aberration as well. I had one for years until I realized I looked like a 70s porn star.

Now I only look like a porn star when I pull my pants down

 

[blunt_trauma]

how else would we spot wannabe doms?

 

[garbage can]

Shave it all or don't shave. Doing half the job makes you look like an idiot.
That is all.

Do you happen to know if women like their clits massaged with a goatee??.....

 

[Farrah]

The mustache is an aberration as well. I had one for years until I realized I looked like a 70s porn star.

Now I only look like a porn star when I pull my pants down

It is literally impossible for a man to wear a mustache and not look like a porn star. Congrats on stashing the 'stache!

 

[thør]

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[slave_]

I LOVE goatees! Not everyone looks good with one, but like a beard or mustache, there are some men that look much better without.

 

[KRCummings]

Do you happen to know if women like their clits massaged with a goatee??.....

You don't actually know where the clitoris is, do you?

 

[KRCummings]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OzXJuNyMIKE/S1YWQ7igWQI/AAAAAAAABMQ/YvEKrY3srxE/s1600/BL_HORIZONTAL_LOGO_ged_sm.jpg

That one made me LOL

 

[evesdream]

how else would we spot wannabe doms?

or the Satanists for that matter.

 

[garbage can]

You don't actually know where the clitoris is, do you?

From what I hear, your clitoris is in your throat......

 

[thør]

The mustache is an aberration as well. I had one for years until I realized I looked like a 70s porn star.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OzXJuNyMIKE/S0VW5pAhXGI/AAAAAAAABKI/tg74Uw12mvY/s1600/BL_HORIZONTAL_beardly4_half_sm.jpg

 

[blunt_trauma]

or the Satanists for that matter.

or off duty magicians.

 

[evesdream]

Or the kitties with a little drop of milk on their chin.

 

[islandman]

The primary reason why I stopped watching the show:

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