Golden Shower Rule Number One

[unregistered]

 

[koalabear]

It's more fun if you combine fetishes.

 

[naughtycakes]

Make sure the person is alive.

Can they be on life support?

 

[KRCummings]

Does this mean we can get a re-do on that whole Abu Ghraib thing?

 

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[sweepthefloor]

Can they be on life support?

Garp! I saw a male patient jerking off under his blanket the other day. He wasn't my patient, I was just walking by. I walked into the room and he appeared confused and didn't stop so I just closed the curtain and went back to the nurses station.

 

[Wok]

Garp! I saw a male patient jerking off under his blanket the other day. He wasn't my patient, I was just walking by. I walked into the room and he appeared confused and didn't stop so I just closed the curtain and went back to the nurses station.

You did not stick around? What is happening to naughty nurses these days?

 

[unregistered]

 

[naughtycakes]

As long as you have prior consent, let it flow.

Also, make sure there's no defibrillator around, unless you're into that kinda thing.

Garp! I saw a male patient jerking off under his blanket the other day. He wasn't my patient, I was just walking by. I walked into the room and he appeared confused and didn't stop so I just closed the curtain and went back to the nurses station.

You are very kind

 

[piccicatopolka]

What gets me is that there is "evidence" that deposed Libyan leader
Moammar Gadhafi was sodomized before he was killed.

Evidence??

 

[sweepthefloor]

You did not stick around? What is happening to naughty nurses these days?

I am only good for the clean up.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Garp! I saw a male patient jerking off under his blanket the other day. He wasn't my patient, I was just walking by. I walked into the room and he appeared confused and didn't stop so I just closed the curtain and went back to the nurses station.

So I take it you are not the head nurse?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Nobody wants to lend a hand these days.

Selfish I say.

I'll change the linens!

Also, make sure there's no defibrillator around, unless you're into that kinda thing.

You are very kind

Thanks! I can be very compassionate.

So I take it you are not the head nurse?

Sometimes, I do find myself in that position. I have been peed on before though, err by accident.

 

[pink]

This thread is all kinds of funny and wrong.

 

[thør]

Make sure the person is alive.

It seems a local guy was fed up with his marriage. His wife was in the shower, he threw back the shower curtain, urinated on her, picked up his suitcase and left the house.

 

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[chillywilly2]

It seems a local guy was fed up with his marriage. His wife was in the shower, he threw back the shower curtain, urinated on her, picked up his suitcase and left the house.

At least he didn't hit her...and why would she tell everybody

 

[thør]

<<<<-----gonna make sure my shades are drawn tighter.

She did work for the IRS.

 

[butters]

It seems a local guy was fed up with his marriage. His wife was in the shower, he threw back the shower curtain, urinated on her, picked up his suitcase and left the house.

could've been worse - at least she was in the shower. didn't need to change the bedding....

 

[naughtycakes]

It seems a local guy was fed up with his marriage. His wife was in the shower, he threw back the shower curtain, urinated on her, picked up his suitcase and left the house.

Meh, that's dumb... she was in the shower, it washes right off

 

[thør]

At least he didn't hit her...and why would she tell everybody

She told her GF, who told her hubby, who told all us guys.

 

[butters]

could've been worse - at least she was in the shower. didn't need to change the bedding....

p.s did she want to kill him by any chance?

 

[thør]

Meh, that's dumb... she was in the shower, it washes right off

He's a man, what do you expect?

 

[pink]

She told her GF, who told her hubby, who told all us guys.

You, Alaskans are so wild.

 

[thør]

p.s did she want to kill him by any chance?

She's too smart for that. But the poor bastard has had his taxes audited for the past 15 years.