I want sex. I want it now.

[EllieTalbot]

That is all.

Thank you.

Anomalous in the Adirondacks,
Ellie

 

[QueenLevitra]

^^:Look at me! I'm a man named Dee!:^^

 

[EllieTalbot]

*lol* That took all of three minutes.

Stop pm'ing me, lurker stranger men!

 

[pink]

Join the club.

 

[QueenLevitra]

*lol* That took all of three minutes.

Stop pm'ing me, lurker stranger men!

^^^Elwood^^^

 

[great lover]

That is all.

Thank you.

Anomalous in the Adirondacks,
Ellie

You're a girl. All you gotta do is ask and someone's more than willing to do it.

 

[thør]

You're a girl. All you gotta do is ask and someone's more than willing to do it.

It's not really a good day to go to the mall. The weather is turning from crap to shit. Best to stay in the cave, today.

 

[EllieTalbot]

You're a girl. All you gotta do is ask and someone's more than willing to do it.

All the yummy men are lost in snow drifts. I can't get at them.

It's not really a good day to go to the mall. The weather is turning from crap to shit. Best to stay in the cave, today.

I know, damn it. Waaaah.

Thwarted in Thermopolis,
Ellie

 

[BossMan62]

Set on my face and let me guess your weight.

 

[EllieTalbot]

Jeezus pleezus, peeps. I expected funnier responses than these. Is the KK drama monopolizing all the good snark?

Complaining in Compton,
Ellie

 

[Silverlily]

All the yummy men are lost in snow drifts. I can't get at them.
Thwarted in Thermopolis,
Ellie

Gives a whole new meaning to snow blower, huh?



Balmy in Baltimore.
Lily

 

[ivantheterrible]

i'm bored. come here.

 

[miles]

Jeezus pleezus, peeps. I expected funnier responses than these. Is the KK drama monopolizing all the good snark?

Complaining in Compton,
Ellie

You want sex from those guys? That will be a neat trick...none of them have any balls.

 

[Kruge]

Would dinner be included?


http://machosmag-bizarre.com/uploads/213/small_11.jpg

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

You want sex from those guys? That will be a neat trick...none of them have any balls.

According to all the threads here you are very intimate with male genitalia so if anybody should know you would.

 

[Peregrinator]

Damn. Three hours late.

 

[miles]

According to all the threads here you are very intimate with male genitalia so if anybody should know you would.

Another liberal...ding!

 

[Ishmael]

That is all.

Thank you.

Anomalous in the Adirondacks,
Ellie

OK

SEX

Was it good for you?

Ishmael

 

[GracefullyYours]

So, um.....did it work?

Were your demands met?

Are you a satisfied customer?

 

[thør]

Jeezus pleezus, peeps. I expected funnier responses than these. Is the KK drama monopolizing all the good snark?

Complaining in Compton,
Ellie

You could order pizza.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Try the yellow pages?

 

[koalabear]

That is all.

Thank you.

Anomalous in the Adirondacks,
Ellie

Stop teasing slobdownsouth, KK's rejection already sent him over the edge.

 

[Wrong Element]

*lol* That took all of three minutes.

I hope for your sake that you don't find yourself thinking that after the sex.

 

[MonaLittle]

RE: OP
Don't we all

 

[EllieTalbot]

Gives a whole new meaning to snow blower, huh?



Balmy in Baltimore.
Lily

I lol'd.

i'm bored. come here.

I ain't going out in that wind!

Damn. Three hours late.

And a few miles too far. But I can dream.

OK

SEX

Was it good for you?

Ishmael

One syllable; wouldn't that be the verbal equivalent of a one-pump chump? Unless there's sub-context, of course.

So, um.....did it work?

Were your demands met?

Are you a satisfied customer?

No.

You could order pizza.

But I already made spaghetti.

Try the yellow pages?

I'm not paying for sex no matter how much I want it.

Stop teasing slobdownsouth, KK's rejection already sent him over the edge.

Are you sure it was KK? I think he was over the edge before that.

I hope for your sake that you don't find yourself thinking that after the sex.

*lol* If I was, it would be as my fault as much as his.

Hopping on a Hot Tin Roof,
Ellie