Ice hockey

A good hockey player dangles like there's no tomorrow!!
They handle biscuits like a pro and they can walk on water.

Don't even get me started on when they Deke!! *swoon*
 
A good hockey player dangles like there's no tomorrow!!
They handle biscuits like a pro and they can walk on water.

Don't even get me started on when they Deke!! *swoon*

And when they get chippy?
 
If so, then based on the recent Olympics Finns know even less about playing it.

Finns were only good for a period or two in gold medal game Lake Placid. Even then they kinda sucked though.
 
Hockey players make great lovers.

Says the lady from a place so cold, flat and boring that even the anemones play hockey.

Tip ice to the vertical and the athletes you find on it are the real curl-your-toes lovers.
 
What's awesome is that the Blueshirts actually lead the NHL in points AND my "Winter Classic 2012" jersey should arrive via DHL any day now!
 
What's awesome is that the Blueshirts actually lead the NHL in points AND my "Winter Classic 2012" jersey should arrive via DHL any day now!

Nice jerseys those were. I had to stop myself from admiring them by thinking of Mike Milbury hitting a guy in the stands at MSG with his own shoe.
 
Non fans can't understand how I can tolerate Boston, Detroit, etc.,

Real fans appreciate anything Original Six.

Sadly, the games not the same without the Stan Jonathan's of the world.
 
The only good hockey player in America is Teemu Selänne.

He is a Finnish.

But as I said hockey is by no means a great game.
 
The only good hockey player in America is Teemu Selänne.

He is a Finnish.

But as I said hockey is by no means a great game.

The only good player?

You must hate hockey.

Teemu's awesome though. I have a signed "original" Winnipeg Jets jersey, that's how long he's been around.
 
The only good player?

You must hate hockey.

Teemu's awesome though.

Teemu Selänne has said that Yanks do not know how to play ice hockey.

He felt that Americans are good at footbal, but you will not survive on the ice.

But hockey is just a commercial game so it should not taken too seriously.

I despise it because hockey is played for money.

It's not a real sport.
 
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