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Maybe I wiw thomowwow. I dthon' have any picth of my lanthcaping yedth an' I dthunno ecthackly whewe my camewa ith righ' now.

Also, ith past 11:30pm hewe. Ith kina dthawk outhide.
 
Maybe I wiw thomowwow. I dthon' have any picth of my lanthcaping yedth an' I dthunno ecthackly whewe my camewa ith righ' now.

Also, ith past 11:30pm hewe. Ith kina dthawk outhide.
you gonna be stuck that way till thaw-time?
 
you gonna be stuck that way till thaw-time?

Naw, I 'm noth thtuck anymow, buh when I eck...eckdthwi...wemovedth my thungue from the lamp potht, I think thum thkin or thomething came off. I know, I know, the thungue dthoethn't have thkin. You know whadth I mean. Thuth on the thip though. Tho I gueth I'ww be thith way unkil ih health?
 
Naw, I 'm noth thtuck anymow, buh when I eck...eckdthwi...wemovedth my thungue from the lamp potht, I think thum thkin or thomething came off. I know, I know, the thungue dthoethn't have thkin. You know whadth I mean. Thuth on the thip though. Tho I gueth I'ww be thith way unkil ih health?

ah well, at least it's endearing. bless :rose:
 
ah well, at least it's endearing. bless :rose:

Thankth fow the the bweth ang the woth.

Endthewing? I'ng noh thuwe wha you mean.

(I'm thdill dwying oudth wepwathemeng thounth, becauthe I coulg be thith way fow a whiwe ang the leth I uthe the thip of my thungue, the bedther)
 
Not my garden, but the view from my garden in summer.
 
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That's lovely. I seem to recall that the red sails are traditionally from the area around Normandy and Bretange, non ?

Non. That's a Thames Barge race...

Four Thames Barges and other vintage yachts. The barge on the right has sails sponsored by a brewery and usually has a well stocked bar below deck.
 
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where are the 30,000 christmas lights

If you look closely at the posts you can see trails of LED lights going up the sides.
They are fucking tiny tho - not like the oldstyle lights.
And in the second pic, you might make out lights along the white fence, in the tree and winding through the fuscia. (You can see the icicles hanging under the left of the tree.)

There are 50 lengths of 600 lights all over the acre and a half that makes up the entire garden (I've only shown the small front section - the garden extends way back behind the house and off to both sides.)
Also, over the house are another 25 lengths of 600. Most are on the roof, with some trailing down the posts. We moved the ones around the windows because it was too bright when we left them on overnight... sleep was impossible!
Those LED's may be small, but they are hell-bright!
 
Taters/Asparagus (always looks like little penises coming up)
Daffs in the early Spring
Natural woodland Lady Slippers and trilliums (my backyard)
 
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Non. That's a Thames Barge race...

Four Thames Barges and other vintage yachts. The barge on the right has sails sponsored by a brewery and usually has a well stocked bar below deck.

You seem to be keenly aware of the below deck activities, my friend. ;)

Cheers !
 
'Karen' was reported for screen stretching.

Your problem is that you haven't sold enough crack down at the school yard to save enough money to replace your 14" screen.

... then there's also all the AIDS meds that aren't covered by public relief anymore.

Fuck another monkey and it will make you feel almost human.​
 
We can't have one here on our yuppie commune aka condo ghetto.

So I would like to see yours.

Post it, huh?

Part of the 99%, I see.

Hahahahahahaha.

Let me guess what happened: You're in a tiny bullshit condo in Brooklyn because you knocked up a projects girl (projects girls don't abort, you learned -- albeit a bit too late).

What a shame!

LOL

.... putz ....
 
Your problem is that you haven't sold enough crack down at the school yard to save enough money to replace your 14" screen.

... then there's also all the AIDS meds that aren't covered by public relief anymore.

Fuck another monkey and it will make you feel almost human.​

Nice edit of your screen stretcher, Kevin.

I, and many others will have the last laugh.

Of this I am sure. :D

Oh, and that isn't YOUR garden!
 
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