Survivor: Literotica! — Initial Elimination

[Byron In Exile]

Here's the deal.

If you've been drafted for Tribe Byron or Tribe Neci, you need to declare your intent to continue by voting in this poll.

If you fail to vote yourself in within 36 hours, you are eliminated.

Only the votes of Literoticans who have been selected will count.

The 36 hours start... now.

 

[islandman]

Yo...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Okay, it's 48 hours.

I was unable to tune the radio better than that...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yo...

So vote or surrender the pot, man!

 

[islandman]

So vote or surrender the pot, man!

I did so about five minutes ago.

 

[Image]

Where do I pick up my check?

 

[GracefullyYours]

I'm in

 

[Lorilei]

I'm in.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I did so about five minutes ago.

Not when I posted.

Are you going to stop being a dick at some point?

You realize we're on the same tribe, right?

 

[Byron In Exile]

There was some talk in the original thread about how a strong duo might manipulate the game, and it made me think of this:

These two ruled a season of Big Brother.

They were capping people right and left. It was amazing.

Check this out— http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2RdQyQ2zrA

And Mike won!

 

[islandman]

Not when I posted.

Are you going to stop being a dick at some point?

You realize we're on the same tribe, right?

Your leadership sets the tone for the team, oh mighty fucktard.

 

[blunt_trauma]

this thread confuses me

 

[Byron In Exile]

Your leadership sets the tone for the team, oh mighty fucktard.

Way to sabotage the tribe.

I guess this means you don't know how to work a simple spear?

You'd rather the whole tribe starve than you have to get off your ass and into the ocean?

I thought I was picking an asset to the tribe. Well, fuck me swingin'.

 

[Byron In Exile]

this thread confuses me

Your mind would be an asset to your tribe, so my belief is that you ought to not vote at all.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Your mind would be an asset to your tribe, so my belief is that you ought to not vote at all.

my tribe?

...is this about the llamas? because the paperwork is in your name!

 

[islandman]

Way to sabotage the tribe.

I guess this means you don't know how to work a simple spear?

You'd rather the whole tribe starve than you have to get off your ass and into the ocean?

I thought I was picking an asset to the tribe. Well, fuck me swingin'.

Now you're letting your emotions get in the way of what's best for the Tribe.

 

[Lorilei]

my tribe?

...is this about the llamas? because the paperwork is in your name!

Neci picked you for her tribe.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Neci picked you for her tribe.

what tribe???

 

[Lorilei]

what tribe???

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=792563

 

[Byron In Exile]

my tribe?

...is this about the llamas? because the paperwork is in your name!

See... all of that stuff...

Oh hell.

Forget the llamas, we're stranded on a beach with snakes who eat awful reptiles bigger than they are and hermit crabs which for some reason find the female crotch a sort of magnetic attraction.

And this just the Caribbean. Imagine the horrible giant insects they have in Africa!

My recommendation is that you not vote.

We can talk about paperwork later.

The llamas continue to be an issue... but we'll sort it out.

 

[Byron In Exile]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=792563

Oh, most foul sneaky underhanded wench...

Hung be the heavens with black! Yield day to night!

She would else never have known of it!

 

[blunt_trauma]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=792563

that's 11 pages! and after page one i still had no idea what you were all talking about.

i demand the concise, idiots version!

See... all of that stuff...

Oh hell.

Forget the llamas, we're stranded on a beach with snakes who eat awful reptiles bigger than they are and hermit crabs which for some reason find the female crotch a sort of magnetic attraction.

And this just the Caribbean. Imagine the horrible giant insects they have in Africa!

My recommendation is that you not vote.

We can talk about paperwork later.

The llamas continue to be an issue... but we'll sort it out.

so i won't need to drive all the way to the zoo in the dead of night, break in, bypass the security systems and risk stepping in lion poop just to get the scorpions to put in your sock drawer? i could just... pick one up??

this is reverse psychology!

 

[blunt_trauma]

Oh, most foul sneaky underhanded wench...

Hung be the heavens with black! Yield day to night!

She would else never have known of it!

i still don't know of it!
what the hell are you all talking about??

 

[Image]

So, while we're at it. Is this a mythical island off a mythical coast or some savannah in Africa?

And more importantly, will there be a Ponderosa?

 

[Honey123]

Of course I'm in! I wanna see if my miracle bras act like buoys!