Survivor: Literotica!

meh. i am going to lay out in the sand and nap.


Good thing you woke up. The hermit crabs would have nibbled your labia.


We're not picking friends, here.

We're picking tribes.

These aren't just people you like, they're people you have to live with in a brutal environment whom you may actually begin to hate by the end of it.

Endurance is a consideration. Some people totally flip out by the third day and they're done. Don't be the one who leaves via helicopter.


Having Wat as yours should be all the brutality any of you likely could endure.


Still have no idea..... :confused:

Blunt.
 
Please excuse the question....who is Dolf?
My e-ex.

She goes by "blunt_trauma" now.

She also owes me for a broken ferris wheel, a brain-damaged tiger, and the upkeep for several llamas which she ordered and which arrived after we split up.

And also the kangaroos, one of which brain-damaged the tiger.
 
My e-ex.

She goes by "blunt_trauma" now.

She also owes me for a broken ferris wheel, a brain-damaged tiger, and the upkeep for several llamas which she ordered and which arrived after we split up.

And also the kangaroos, one of which brain-damaged the tiger.

Jesus Christ....I'm so fucking sorry I asked.....
 
Ok, seriously....I've figured out most people here, but how am I supposed to make the leap from "Blunt_Trauma" to "Dolf"??



Somewhere, there are Cliff notes for that, too.


Dolf . . . Andraste . . . Blunt . . . to be determined.
 
Somewhere, there are Cliff notes for that, too.

Dolf . . . Andraste . . . Blunt . . . to be determined.

Please share. Diagrams and flowcharts are also good.

You can tell by the gleam off her tits.

They're still shiny and new!

JAJ likes shiny and slick things.:)

Thank you all for ogling my tits. You made them perk a little.

This is why there should be a lit wiki.

Cause I didn't know about the llamas.

Fuck.
 
Please share. Diagrams and flowcharts are also good.







Thank you all for ogling my tits. You made them perk a little.



Fuck.



When your tits get to be as dull and listless as mine, consider the buckets of cum and drool that have been deposited there and reflect.


Quite something to consider, no?
 
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