Survivor: Literotica!

[butters]

well, now you tell me. i find this to be very unfair, holding out on the information until halfway through the picking process. are there any more surprises i should know about? do you already know the challenges? this game is rigged.

i choose chippy and lori.



three spots left! if you want to play, pm me nudies!

whoah there, neciliciousness! i'm 'sposed to be an independent observer but islandman shanghai'd me like a cad and now you've picked me as well ... there's a lot of me to go around, admittedly, but a three-way split is pushing things a tad. maybe i can be a challenge ... to be disclosed at a later date

 

[neci]

whoah there, neciliciousness! i'm 'sposed to be an independent observer but islandman shanghai'd me like a cad and now you've picked me as well ... there's a lot of me to go around, admittedly, but a three-way split is pushing things a tad. maybe i can be a challenge ... to be disclosed at a later date

does this mean i have to pick someone else?

 

[girlsmiley]

do i stick with the all female team or split it up and choose five men now?

decisions, decisions...

does anyone want to play who hasn't been chosen yet?

I'll play. I want to join team chupa chup

 

[butters]

does this mean i have to pick someone else?

we need to speak in private


quick, behind the knobbly palm ...

 

[neci]

yay!

i get girlsmiley!

 

[butters]

I'll play. I want to join team chupa chup

if i were to choose a team, girlsmiley would be my numero uno pick. she be cool.

 

[neci]

we need to speak in private


quick, behind the knobbly palm ...

pssst... are you going to design the challenges? i think someone more competent and impartial that byron should do that. in the name of fairness and all.

 

[butters]

pssst... are you going to design the challenges? i think someone more competent and impartial that byron should do that. in the name of fairness and all.

this is classified information.


what's it worth?

 

[neci]

this is classified information.


what's it worth?

cookies and flowers

 

[neci]

I'll play. I want to join team chupa chup

you're in charge of bringing motivational music to the tribe.

 

[butters]

cookies and flowers

hmmmn.

you think me cheap ...


but then again, your cookies are awesome

*sighs*

 

[Lorilei]

Hold the phone. Byron UN-picked me for his tribe?

 

[butters]

*goes for a long think...*




back tomorrow, peeps.

 

[Byron In Exile]

well, now you tell me. i find this to be very unfair, holding out on the information until halfway through the picking process.

What? That's strategy! Hell, I've said way more than I should have already! I might actually have sealed my own doom, but we'll see.

are there any more surprises i should know about? do you already know the challenges?

I only know about the porcupine.

The rest is up to Jeff... who... is a bit of a prick.

this game is rigged.

This is a game that not only can't be rigged, but the outcome of which can never be predicted. That's why it's so frakkin' popular.

i choose chippy and lori.

Oh, snap!

And Chiplettes wanted to just take notes.

Now she'll be battling mosquitoes and hermit crabs!

And Islandman, master tactician, sits out yet another round.

 

[Byron In Exile]

it was a silent snigger. on paper. i nearly did it out loud, though.

Probst says "alrighty, then."

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, it was more the constitution of your team that speaks volumes.

"Speaks volumes" is a shopworn cliche, and doesn't apply in this case, anyway.

 

[neci]

Hold the phone. Byron UN-picked me for his tribe?

is my tribe not good enough for you?



i am so confused now .

 

[Byron In Exile]

whoah there, neciliciousness! i'm 'sposed to be an independent observer but islandman shanghai'd me like a cad and now you've picked me as well ... there's a lot of me to go around, admittedly, but a three-way split is pushing things a tad. maybe i can be a challenge ... to be disclosed at a later date

If you at least do some work around camp, and don't lie around all day like the bikini girls tend to do, you can get through the first couple of eliminations. After that, your most valuable asset is the same as everyone else's: your vote.

 

[Lorilei]

is my tribe not good enough for you?



i am so confused now .

So am I!

 

[Byron In Exile]

is my tribe not good enough for you?



i am so confused now .

We're not picking friends, here.

We're picking tribes.

These aren't just people you like, they're people you have to live with in a brutal environment whom you may actually begin to hate by the end of it.

Endurance is a consideration. Some people totally flip out by the third day and they're done. Don't be the one who leaves via helicopter.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hold the phone. Byron UN-picked me for his tribe?

No way! I hadn't selected you, but I did make it known that I was considering selecting you.

I thought it was a part of our plan for you to sabotage Neci's tribe so that we could bring you in at the merge.

So... either you are feigning confusion, which works perfectly, or else you actually are confused, and my plan is foiled.

Whichever it is, don't tell anyone, because that would spoil the surprise.

 

[Honey123]

I was just with Jeffers... *that's what he likes me to call him*

I gave him all the details..blow..by blow.

 

[Byron In Exile]

i am so confused now .

That so works for me.

You should pick Islandman next.

He will totally sort your stuff out.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I was just with Jeffers... *that's what he likes me to call him*

I gave him all the details..blow..by blow.

I'm calling CBS.

This is just...

(Lawyers say, "wait for it...")

 

[Byron In Exile]

does this mean i have to pick someone else?

Too late.

Byron Tribe: Byron, Perg, Pete, Mona, Laurel, Grace, Wat

Neci Tribe: Neci, Honey, Image, Dolf, Kybele, Chip, Lori.