Survivor: Literotica!

[Byron In Exile]

Byron, STFU.

Oh blow me.

 

[islandman]

Oh blow me.

Okay, you be the conch.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Tis okay.

And with that, we all know the women will kick IM off the Island first.

Clearly, you know nothing about this game.

 

[butters]

Okay, you be the conch.

*sniggers*

 

[Byron In Exile]

Okay, you be the conch.

Maybe there's a reason nobody has picked either of you.

 

[Byron In Exile]

*sniggers*

Probst says you aren't allowed to make noises.

 

[islandman]

Maybe there's a reason nobody has picked either of you.

You see two of me?

 

[butters]

Probst says you aren't allowed to make noises.

it was a silent snigger. on paper. i nearly did it out loud, though.

 

[neci]

question... are we playing with teams of 10 or 8? i need to know this before making my next picks.

how many spots do i have left to fill?

hello?!?!?!?!

 

[islandman]

hello?!?!?!?!

he's the conch, so you'll have to blow him to get a response.

 

[neci]

he's the conch, so you'll have to blow him to get a response.

meh. i am going to lay out in the sand and nap.

 

[Byron In Exile]

question... are we playing with teams of 10 or 8? i need to know this before making my next picks.

how many spots do i have left to fill?

Teams of ten.

You have five more individuals to pick, I have three.

We're picking by twos, until the end where we each pick one.

 

[butters]

islandman's clearly the tactician

 

[islandman]

islandman's clearly the tactician

I told Byron just yesterday that his lack of a strategic vision would be his undoing.

 

[neci]

do i stick with the all female team or split it up and choose five men now?

decisions, decisions...

does anyone want to play who hasn't been chosen yet?

 

[islandman]

They say that no man is an island.

Plus, it really does take a village, so....

1) Chip
2) Graceful
3) Mona
4) Islandman
5) Riles - cause she's good with her hands and can probably build stuff.

The rest are TBD.

 

[Byron In Exile]

They say that no man is an island.

Plus, it really does take a village, so....

1) Chip
2) Graceful
3) Mona
4) Islandman
5) Riles - cause she's good with her hands and can probably build stuff.

The rest are TBD.

Dream on.

The tribes are these:

Byron Tribe: Byron, Perg, Pete, Mona, Laurel, Grace, Wat

Neci Tribe: Neci, Honey, Image, Dolf, Kybele

 

[Byron In Exile]

islandman's clearly the tactician

He is so out of his league, here...

I hope Neci picks him, frankly.

 

[Byron In Exile]

do i stick with the all female team or split it up and choose five men now?

decisions, decisions...

does anyone want to play who hasn't been chosen yet?

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but even if my tribe votes me off I still think they'll kick your collective asses so I'm going to do it anyway: don't pick people who aren't likely to vote in a poll.

 

[butters]

They say that no man is an island.

Plus, it really does take a village, so....

1) Chip
2) Graceful
3) Mona
4) Islandman
5) Riles - cause she's good with her hands and can probably build stuff.

The rest are TBD.

well i'll come in handy when food's in short supply, i guess.

 

[butters]

He is so out of his league, here...

I hope Neci picks him, frankly.

what if she picks him underhandedly?

 

[Byron In Exile]

I told Byron just yesterday that his lack of a strategic vision would be his undoing.

My reticence to disclose my secret strategy ought not to imply that I haven't one.

 

[neci]

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but even if my tribe votes me off I still think they'll kick your collective asses so I'm going to do it anyway: don't pick people who aren't likely to vote in a poll.

well, now you tell me. i find this to be very unfair, holding out on the information until halfway through the picking process. are there any more surprises i should know about? do you already know the challenges? this game is rigged.

i choose chippy and lori.



three spots left! if you want to play, pm me nudies!

 

[Byron In Exile]

what if she picks him underhandedly?

You mean if I pick him and he's already agreed to work for the other tribe?

That will happen right after Bubbles registers as a Democrat.

 

[islandman]

My reticence to disclose my secret strategy ought not to imply that I haven't one.

No, it was more the constitution of your team that speaks volumes.