Survivor: Literotica!

[Disgustipated]

You were unavailable. Sorry.

Tis okay.

One makes fire by rubbing two things together vigorously.

I wonder if the same principle applies to lube.

And with that, we all know the women will kick IM off the Island first.

 

[Lorilei]

One makes fire by rubbing two things together vigorously.

I wonder if the same principle applies to lube.

Yes. .

 

[islandman]

And with that, we all know the women will kick IM off the Island first.

Clearly you don't know women:

Yes. .

Lube allows two things to rub together vigorously without making fire

 

[GracefullyYours]

Clearly you don't know women:

Well....I mean.....we'll kick you off if you don't put out.

 

[islandman]

Well....I mean.....we'll kick you off if you don't put out.

Have you ever known me to not put out?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Now I'm confused. I thought the game was called "Survivor: Literotica! "How can there not be a third team? It's like playing Strip Uno with only seven people.

Velly eentellesting.

Now you need to send me the Cliff notes so's I'll have half a clue as to what to do here.

Do I get to sneak over at night for hawt period sex with the other tribe(s)?

Here's the deal:

Two teams of ten (or eight) compete.

A team which loses an "immunity challenge" to the other is forced to vote off a member.

After a certain time, the two tribes are merged, and when that happens, the challenges are no longer about a tribe winning, but about an individual winning. An individual who wins, then, is immune from being voted out.

The last immunity challenge has only three people competing. Whoever wins that contest is immune from elimination. The other two are left with no choice but to vote for each other, so the winner then selects who is to leave.

At that point, the last seven people voted off make up a jury which then selects which of the last two remaining will win one million dollars.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Have you ever known me to not put out?

I've seen insufficient evidence to make a determination one way or the other.

 

[islandman]

I've seen insufficient evidence to make a determination one way or the other.

Life has made you cynical.

A little faith, please.

 

[Disgustipated]

Clearly you don't know women:

These women clearly don't watch porn. If they did, they would know the only way to create lube is to spit all over the cock, balls and asshole with an occasional lugee to the face.

 

[islandman]

These women clearly don't watch porn. If they did, they would know the only way to create lube is to spit all over the cock, balls and asshole with an occasional lugee to the face.

I've never seen a porn in which a woman lugee'ed onto the man's face as part of the lubing-up process.

 

[GracefullyYours]

These women clearly don't watch porn. If they did, they would know the only way to create lube is to spit all over the cock, balls and asshole with an occasional lugee to the face.

You need better porn...and a more "productive" female.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So sorry to disappoint you

I know.

Like you're not there, right?

Mona, c'mon!

 

[neci]

question... are we playing with teams of 10 or 8? i need to know this before making my next picks.

how many spots do i have left to fill?

 

[Disgustipated]

I've never seen a porn in which a woman lugee'ed onto the man's face as part of the lubing-up process.

The "spit swap" scenes are always at the beginning during the time they layout the plot.

You need better porn...and a more "productive" female.

I need no pron.

I know.

Like you're not there, right?

Mona, c'mon!

Byron, STFU.

 

[butters]

These women clearly don't watch porn. If they did, they would know the only way to create lube is to spit all over the cock, balls and asshole with an occasional lugee to the face.

*observation: that is dis.gust.ing!*

I've never seen a porn in which a woman lugee'ed onto the man's face as part of the lubing-up process.

*conclusion: islandman watches a better class of porn than disgustipated*

 

[islandman]

*conclusion: islandman watches a better class of porn than disgustipated*

*shanghai'ed*

 

[GracefullyYours]

The "spit swap" scenes are always at the beginning during the time they layout the plot.

Porn has a plot?

I need no pron.

Hmm....I'm guessing I don't need "pron" either.

 

[MonaLittle]

I know.

Like you're not there, right?

Mona, c'mon!

Byron??
awwwwwwww
Gracie and I are cool!
We *may* or *may not* be plotting who to toss off the island first.

 

[butters]

*shanghai'ed*

ooh 'eck

 

[Byron In Exile]

LJ_Reloaded has been telling me to go live on an island. He'll be so pleased.

He'd be the guy keeping everyone awake every night sharpening his machete off in the jungle somewhere.

 

[butters]

He'd be the guy keeping everyone awake every night sharpening his machete off in the jungle somewhere.

...that's why it's so short

 

[islandman]

I say we go all Lord of the Flies on his ass.

 

[butters]

I say we go all Lord of the Flies on his ass.

"squeak, piggy, squeak"

 

[Byron In Exile]

...that's why it's so short

brofl!

 

[islandman]

First order of business: find a conch shell.