I will occasionally post things in this thread.

[butters]

I pick the corn out of your poop and serve it to you for dinner.


Fair is fair.

can it




see what i did there, huh?

 

[Saint Peter]

can it




see what i did there, huh?

No. I did not.


I do know for a can of corn I can get you to wash my zip locks.

All week.

 

[butters]

No. I did not.


I do know for a can of corn I can get you to do wash my zip locks.

All week.

*sigh. i'm wasted here*

to 'do wash'?

 

[Saint Peter]

*sigh. i'm wasted here*

to 'do wash'?

I fuckered it all up.

Sorry.

 

[butters]

I fuckered it all up.

Sorry.

never mind, sweetie. perfection takes time. *takes halo from top shelf to dust off*

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Dimples are tiny little indentations.

Pimples are tiny little protrusions.

Therefore, D is the opposite of P.

 

[Honey123]

Dimples are tiny little indentations.

Pimples are tiny little protrusions.

Therefore, D is the opposite of P.

it's funny...no one wants pimples or dimples on their ass cheeks.

 

[CHNOPS]

"This is actually a four-bean salad."

--Our 5yo at a picnic, correctly.

 

[Type_O_Negative]

This is a wonderful thing.

 

[CHNOPS]

This is a wonderful thing.

Thanks, Ken.

 

[CHNOPS]

We're grown-ups. Why do we still like apple sauce so damned much?

 

[Freija]

Okay, I think this may be the thread that I've been looking for. This is the deal, right. I've been working on a story for quite a while now and I wanted to get some of your pertinent advice. Okay, here we go:

Girl meets boy. Boy becomes one of the lads. Girl loses lad. Lad turns into repentant slob. Girl takes slob back. Slob meets slut. Slut steals slob and girl has now lost boy, lad and slob. Girl gets cat.
The end.

Whaddya think? Any mileage in this? What about the sex scenes, are they "hot" or just obscene? Please be gentle, this is my first story.

 

[CHNOPS]

Okay, I think this may be the thread that I've been looking for. This is the deal, right. I've been working on a story for quite a while now and I wanted to get some of your pertinent advice. Okay, here we go:

Girl meets boy. Boy becomes one of the lads. Girl loses lad. Lad turns into repentant slob. Girl takes slob back. Slob meets slut. Slut steals slob and girl has now lost boy, lad and slob. Girl gets cat.
The end.

Whaddya think? Any mileage in this? What about the sex scenes, are they "hot" or just obscene? Please be gentle, this is my first story.

Hmmm...what kind of cat?

 

[thør]

Hmmm...what kind of cat?

teriyaki

 

[Freija]

Hmmm...what kind of cat?

A little fluffy one. But I'm thinking of turning the story into a social commentary piece. I think it's got all the potential for that.

 

[CHNOPS]

I am missing part of my pinkie on one hand.

 

[Everest]

I am missing part of my pinkie on one hand.

I'll keep an eye out for it but I make no promises.

 

[glynndah]

I am missing part of my pinkie on one hand.

I'll keep an eye out for it but I make no promises.

An eye out for a missing pinky part? I'm not sure that's a very good trade.

 

[Everest]

An eye out for a missing pinky part? I'm not sure that's a very good trade.

Ok, I laughed.

 

[glynndah]

Ok, I laughed.

My work here is done.

A from the good little witch.

 

[Everest]

My work here is done.

A from the good little witch.

Thank you little witch. May falling houses never cross your path.

 

[CHNOPS]

My work here is done.

...Twice.

 

[glynndah]

Thank you little witch. May falling houses never cross your path.

Oh, I don't know. I've had pretty good luck with them in the past.

Glinda the good witch

 

[glynndah]

...Twice.

You found your missing pinky part?

 

[CHNOPS]

You found your missing pinky part?

No, that's long gone. Some pro-life group digging through a dumpster probably thought it was a fetus.