My name is Earl

[semen4her]

Since my satellite is down I have been watching this on netflix.

It's actually a pretty funny show and I hate 99% of sitcoms.

I may be Earl...

 

[Batch]

Post a picture, babe, and let us see for ourselves.

 

[semen4her]

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1259306890whqnLuQ.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uCXIyogE66E/TGl-WVdFJmI/AAAAAAAACpU/2ttTAruiN5A/s1600/Asshole_art.jpg

-McGee

 

[Batch]

Ah, an attractive... creature.

 

[semen4her]

There is a picture of Bert waxing my asshole...

 

[Batch]

There is a picture of Bert waxing my asshole...

Well, how delightful that he wished to help you out of a hairy situation.

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--jviZLch0Yc/TZy0sll8GwI/AAAAAAAAAC4/Eso7rmCVXWI/s1600/pretty-asshole.jpg

 

[semen4her]

Well, how delightful that he wished to help you out of a hairy situation.

You may think he was trying to be helpful.

Sadly, he was hoping to find a peanut morsel or two down there.

Bert will eat anything.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You may think he was trying to be helpful.

Sadly, he was hoping to find a peanut morsel or two down there.

Bert will eat anything.

http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/if_i_wanted_to_listen_to_an_asshole_id_fart_mousepad-p144801048992614995z8xsj_400.jpg

 

[Batch]

You may think he was trying to be helpful.

Sadly, he was hoping to find a peanut morsel or two down there.

Bert will eat anything.

Oh! You like peanuts, excellent. Thank goodness you aren't fond of coconuts. That might be problematic.

 

[semen4her]

Oh! You like peanuts, excellent. Thank goodness you aren't fond of coconuts. That might be problematic.

Never cared for coconuts.

Or fat fucks who dig for peanuts in my bung hole.

 

[Batch]

Never cared for coconuts.

Or fat fucks who dig for peanuts in my bung hole.

Well, you should put a stop to it... if it isn't to your liking...

 

[semen4her]

Well, you should put a stop to it... if it isn't to your liking...

I don't like to upset 300lb men when they are foraging for snacks.

He will move along shortly, as soon as he realizes his wife already sucked up all the good nugs.

 

[Batch]

I don't like to upset 300lb men when they are foraging for snacks.

He will move along shortly, as soon as he realizes his wife already sucked up all the good nugs.

Ever the kind and thoughtful soul you are, well bless you.

 

[semen4her]

Ever the kind and thoughtful soul you are, well bless you.

I do it for the people.

I am a people person.

 

[Batch]

I do it for the people.

I am a people person.

I must admit, I thought differently.

I see the error of my ways.

 

[where]

I love Earl.

and also:

Happy New Year, Batch!

 

[Batch]

I love Earl.

and also:

Happy New Year, Batch!

Woman. The Happiest of New Years to you, too.

 

[where]

Woman. The Happiest of New Years to you, too.

I was thinking of you when I refound that old vid of me singing christmas caroles for you

 

[Batch]

I was thinking of you when I refound that old vid of me singing christmas caroles for you

Ah bless you, that is a good memory.

 

[where]

Ah bless you, that is a good memory.

I'm sure your ears would beg to differ

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That is one of my favorite shows...




Especially Joy and Catalina.