Katy Perry, Russell Brand divorcing - Associated Press

[RoryN]

No more rumors; Brand released a statement.

Personally, I like them both.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39540869&postcount=25

 

[JohnnySausage]

He's friggin' ugly.

 

[Karen Kraft]

No more rumors; Brand released a statement.

Personally, I like them both.

I don't understand why they married the Associated Press in the first place. I just knew it would never last.

* blink *

 

[semen4her]

I want to marry her tits.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Brand can be funny, but can you imagine trying to live with him? And wtf kind of man wants to be seen with a woman who has pink hair, obnoxious nails, and wears a Smurfs dress? (on days that aren't Halloween)

 

[semen4her]

Brand can be funny, but can you imagine trying to live with him? And wtf kind of man wants to be seen with a woman who has pink hair, obnoxious nails, and wears a Smurfs dress? (on days that aren't Halloween)

Sounds like the fat girl is jealous...

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I want to marry her tits.

The left one doesn't swallow.

 

[semen4her]

The left one doesn't swallow.

I would feel weird if it did.

Facials for everyone!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Sounds like the fat girl is jealous...

Sounds like another pimply Katy Perry fanboy who spends too much time shaking hands with his dick while looking at her pictures.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Sounds like another pimply Katy Perry fanboy who spends too much time shaking hands with his dick while looking at her pictures.

You totally nailed it.

 

[RoryN]

And wtf kind of man wants to be seen with a woman who has pink hair, obnoxious nails, and wears a Smurfs dress?

*proudly raises hand*

 

[GracefullyYours]

*proudly raises hand*

I'm thinkin' that will get old fast.

 

[zipman]

Sounds like another pimply Katy Perry fanboy who spends too much time shaking hands with his dick while looking at her pictures.

Yeah, but she kissed a girl and she LIKED it.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Brand can be funny, but can you imagine trying to live with him? And wtf kind of man wants to be seen with a woman who has pink hair, obnoxious nails, and wears a Smurfs dress? (on days that aren't Halloween)

Maybe they got married & divorced to get free press.

 

[where]

that can hardly have come as a surprise. I'd do him, though. and the great thing is, he'd probably do me, too.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Yeah, but she kissed a girl and she LIKED it.

So did Jill Sobule.

 

[semen4her]

Sounds like another pimply Katy Perry fanboy who spends too much time shaking hands with his dick while looking at her pictures.

Wow, why do fat girls get so rude and jealous when hungry?

 

[semen4her]

You totally nailed it.

A ham sandwich maybe ...

 

[RoryN]

I'm thinkin' that will get old fast.

Quirky often (but not always) means good in the sack. And she has great tits.

So did Jill Sobule.

Difference being that Jill Sobule's song was one of the worst I've ever heard on the radio. It sounded like a lesbian Tampax commercial - worthy of a beating from Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Quirky often (but not always) means good in the sack. And she has great tits.



Difference being that Jill Sobule's song was one of the worst I've ever heard on the radio. It sounded like a lesbian Tampax commercial - worthy of a beating from Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.

Another difference is that Jill probably did kiss a girl, wrote the song herself, and isn't as nice to look at.

 

[zipman]

Another difference is that Jill probably did kiss a girl, wrote the song herself, and isn't as nice to look at.

Concert footage or it didn't happen.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Concert footage or it didn't happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgQf0evv10

Best I could do.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Wow, why do fat girls get so rude and jealous when hungry?

I don't know, but I'll ask one next time I see a rude, jealous, hungry fat chick.

 

[JohnnySausage]

2 more notches on Billboard and she'll be bigger than MJ.