Just Looking For A Lady

[clones]

Just looking for any ladies for some afternoon chat,can be sexual or not.I'm 44 male and like to hear your plans for New YearsPm me

 

[Sonny Limatina]

You forgot to capitalize Ladies.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm looking for something to order for dinner. Possibly Chinese. I like those steamed dumplings.

 

[Honey123]

Heyyyyyyyy Ladies..... *said in my best Jerry Lewis voice*

 

[JohnnySavage]

Although Dino's delivers an excellent Gyro.


Tough choice.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I'm looking for something to order for dinner. Possibly Chinese. I like those steamed dumplings.

I always liked their hit "You Keep Me Running."

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Although Dino's delivers an excellent Gyro.


Tough choice.

The hat's not for sale.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I always liked their hit "You Keep Me Running."

It's too cold to go running. Either too hot or too cold. I'm glad I live somewhere that I never have to go run.

 

[MonaLittle]

It's too cold to go running. Either too hot or too cold. I'm glad I live somewhere that I never have to go run.

*ahem*

 

[JohnnySavage]

*ahem*

You get started and I'll catch up.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

The hat's not for sale.

Want to see what the back of it looks like?

 

[Disgustipated]

Just looking for any ladies for some afternoon chat,can be sexual or not.I'm 44 male and like to hear your plans for New YearsPm me

Do you have corn?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Want to see what the back of it looks like?

No thanks, hats mess up my hair.

 

[Disgustipated]

How does a hat mess up bald?

 

[girlsmiley]

I see the title of the thread and think of a gazzillion songs.

 

[Honey123]

Want to see what the back of it looks like?

only if we get to see the full back view of you ~ I'm curious as to how well your hat fits.

 

[girlsmiley]

Ok, i went off on a tangent and thought of:

When I was just a young chick
My my father told me oi
Don mess around with oozies
Don't play around with guns

But I shot a man in Rio
Just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin
I hold my head and cry.

I don't think those were the exact words, but that's alright mama. That's alright with you.

 

[bronzeage]

I wish someone would come back and report if the results of this kind of thread.

We all think he's a hopeless gourdhead, but maybe his pm box is filled to the brim with hot notes and pics.

 

[atmas]

I wish someone would come back and report if the results of this kind of thread.

We all think he's a hopeless gourdhead, but maybe his pm box is filled to the brim with hot notes and pics.

My thought exactly. I was thinking of asking for a pm if this desperate cry for exile became successful, but that would be too much like making eye contact with the guy on the subway trying desperately to convince us all that birds are invertebrates.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

only if we get to see the full back view of you ~ I'm curious as to how well your hat fits.

Just turn your monitor around, you'll see me from behind.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Just turn your monitor around, you'll see me from behind.

That thong makes your ass look big.

 

[bronzeage]

My thought exactly. I was thinking of asking for a pm if this desperate cry for exile became successful, but that would be too much like making eye contact with the guy on the subway trying desperately to convince us all that birds are invertebrates.

There is an old Cook and Moore routine where Cook is a talky bastard on a bus and Moore is his seat mate.

Cook asks, "Did you know a whale is not a fish?" Before Moore can answer, Cook continues, "It's an insect. It's the worlds largest insect."

 

[girlsmiley]

There is an old Cook and Moore routine where Cook is a talky bastard on a bus and Moore is his seat mate.

Cook asks, "Did you know a whale is not a fish?" Before Moore can answer, Cook continues, "It's an insect. It's the worlds largest insect."

Where do you weigh a whale?

 

[bronzeage]

Where do you weigh a whale?

Any good scale will do if you have a sharp knife and a lot of time on your hands.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

That thong makes your ass look big.

Haha, you're way off, pal.

This thong makes my ass look fabulous.