Dixon Carter Lee
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Another tradition lifted from the pagans.
I got laid for Christmas
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Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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Nor did I. Another tradition continued 
Colonel Hogan
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As if any other evidence was needed to prove God exists...
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JohnnySavage
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2011 will end without poor Johnny having even seen a naked boobie (in person).
You people and your sex-having ways disgust me!
You people and your sex-having ways disgust me!
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He does this every year.
Just like JAJ's dog that whines as I pass his treat pouch.
Lowers his eyes and ears and BAM, every time, JAJ gives the dog a treat.
I don't want a treat from you. Really... I don't!
butters
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Britland is full of thieves and clothed dolfs.
lived at this same place for 29 years and always had dogs - never been burgled. now i only have the one who is literally into his last weeks, house insurance becomes a priority. *sigh*
i think you'll find there's only the one dolf. she just gets about a bit.
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He does this every year.
Just like JAJ's dog that whines as I pass his treat pouch.
Lowers his eyes and ears and BAM, every time, JAJ gives the dog a treat.
He's looking for a little nookie treat
hristmas cheer
I did not get laid, but I did bring my friends dad,lots of christmas cheer, by getting udressed to shower,knowing he could see me,he just did not know I knew he was watching! the look on his face was worth it
I did not get laid, but I did bring my friends dad,lots of christmas cheer, by getting udressed to shower,knowing he could see me,he just did not know I knew he was watching! the look on his face was worth it
ivantheterrible
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i can sympathize dude. at least i did get to see a naked chick this year in person.
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Hush, LT.
You have a knack for making even the most mundane posts creepy.
Sonny Limatina
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This thread contains sadness.
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Get a fist full of $1 bills and a seat at the meat rack.
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Dixon Carter Lee
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i didn't - i got burgled. twice. once before, once boxing day. and now i have new locks, secured windows, and sorting out home insurance as we speak.
Holy shit. How could you get burgled twice? Did they come back for the last speck of Who Hash?
butters
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first time was a few days before xmas - they took only the 40" flatscreen, having broken the window latch and popped the other on a frame that never ever fitted well. council was due to come out today to repair the catch, and i got a new 40" tv. middle son went off out to meet a mate for a few beers, for almost two hours. in that time i had been revisited and the new tv bought to replace the other in time for xmas gone as well. it's all been secured now, but it's a bastard. someone was in at all times - i was asleep upstairs and didn't hear a thing and i'm generally a light sleeper! the old dog snored his way blithely through both breakins.
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next thing you should do to piss them off is to play card games with their Tarot cards
