my beard is like way awesome right now.

[pointless]

man, you like don't even know, man.

 

[Saint Peter]

It looks like birds could nest in the motherfucker.

 

[pointless]

dude, yeah.

fuck yeah.

 

[pink]

If there isn't anything growing in it, then you have nothing.

 

[pointless]

hair isn't interesting?

 

[JohnnySausage]

Run hot water thru it and make soup.

 

[BossMan62]

You would make a good santa.

 

[oggbashan]

You would make a good santa.

It's an overrated occupation.

The children are often too excited and Santa needs waterproof trousers.

 

[pointless]

and no one really looks all that good in velvet.

 

[Image]

... and a partridge in a pear tree

 

[JohnnySavage]

I haven't shaved in about a week, so I have more than scruff, less than a beard.

 

[pointless]

then i shall pity you.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

I've got this Viking thing going on with my beard. I'm contemplating braids.

 

[pointless]

that's the line that i will not cross.

 

[CandiCame]

I don't grow a full beard.
I have neither the genes, the time nor the inclination.
Which is how I pretended that it didn't bother me all through high school. It's kinda weird.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I will trim that beard in your sleep. It's too long.

 

[pointless]

i have a knife. leave my beard be.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Alright, I won't cut your beard off with your own knife. I will shampoo, condition and brush it.

 

[thør]

I haven't shaved in about a week, so I have more than scruff, less than a beard.

Kids.......

 

[thør]

This

is a beard.

Jack is a great guy, and a beardsman:

http://beardteamusa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jack-passion-world-beard-champion.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

That is out of control. How can he have sex with that hair in the way?

 

[thør]

That is out of control. How can he have sex with that hair in the way?

he can put it in a bun.

 

[pointless]

Alright, I won't cut your beard off with your own knife. I will shampoo, condition and brush it.

i prefer herbal essence.

the blue one.

 

[sweepthefloor]

he can put it in a bun.

Missionary style is not an option for that man, regardless of the bun.

i prefer herbal essence.

the blue one.

I will never forget this information.

 

[thør]

Missionary style is not an option for that man, regardless of the bun.

Not a problem......