Should you really put that in there?

[BigMeanie]

Looks like she had a fun time at the dollar store...

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/0/9/24094/n/i/o/j/nioj/spatula_01_m.jpg

Her: Honey, we need this for the non-stick frying pan.

Him: Well, what's it doing in there?

Her: I had to wash it before I could cook with it, and, well...

 

[Alexandra831]

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/24094/1bbda25c1ada.jpg

I'm fairly sure that shouldn't go in there.

WTF... holy shit.. why? I mean.. its not like there isn't enough small pricks in the world.. but she needs them all at once..

 

[goodsonformom]

WTF... holy shit.. why? I mean.. its not like there isn't enough small pricks in the world.. but she needs them all at once..

Lol........too funny!

 

[TexasWife25]

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/0/9/24094/n/i/o/j/nioj/spatula_01_m.jpg

Yup
thats how i learned to wash the dishes

 

[Alexandra831]

You have to love Layla, she is awesome, oh to have a lady like her at home!

Why? seriously.. why do woman want to stretch their cunts and assholes out so much.. ugh.. just looking at a lot of these makes my pussy hurt..

 

[TexasWife25]

Why? seriously.. why do woman want to stretch their cunts and assholes out so much.. ugh.. just looking at a lot of these makes my pussy hurt..

LOL
i nearly fell over laughing when I 1st found this thread

Some of these things...
i dont care how much kegels you do
theres just no comming back from that...

 

[goodsonformom]

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/0/9/24094/n/i/o/j/nioj/spatula_01_m.jpg

Yup
thats how i learned to wash the dishes

I want to eat dinner at your house.........

 

[TexasWife25]

I want to eat dinner at your house.........

I can already hear you
.....my this chicken has such an
interesting tang to it ......

 

[goodsonformom]

I can already hear you
.....my this chicken has such an
interesting tang to it ......

hmmmmm..............I'm not thinking anything I was referring to tasted like chicken...............get my drift.......

 

[TexasWife25]

hmmmmm..............I'm not thinking anything I was referring to tasted like chicken...............get my drift.......

hahahaha


thats true, it deff isnt a chickeny flavor

 

[goodsonformom]

hahahaha


thats true, it deff isnt a chickeny flavor

My point exactly........

 

[Alexandra831]

LOL
i nearly fell over laughing when I 1st found this thread

Some of these things...
i dont care how much kegels you do
theres just no comming back from that...

How do they come up with this stuff.. do they sit around saying.. wow I was amazed you could take that big cock (9in).. I wonder what else we could fit in there.. hey honey lets try my baseball bat.. or lets see if you can fit the bed post up that twat of yours.. and then for the women.. does a regular dick to it for them any more... not to mention the strectching of their ass hole.. I mean after you stretch it really big with some of those objects and stuff.. Is holding in a terd likely... I mean.. sitting squeezing your cheeks because someone else is using the toilet, just will not be the same... oh shit I think I shit my pants...

 

[Alexandra831]

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/24094/4914074eae79.jpg

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/24094/aff0af22b408.jpg

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/24094/9bccf32d5827.jpg

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/24094/ada1769a96f9.jpg

I sure hope this isn't her daughters barbie..." mommy, my barbie smells funny"

 

[Alexandra831]

Yeah, I like the banana-puss shots, too. Although, they don't seem as odd to me as some of the others. They're more like obvious commonalities, actually. But I wonder about what would happen, if one of those women were to let it stay in there long enough to where it began to rot!!!!! I'm sure some serious health risks would occur, or perhaps just a huge amount of potassium might develop.

Look up worlds dirtest foods.. and bananas are among the top 20.. Food is dirty unless they washed it.. and most of the vegis and fruit don't look washed.. I just don't get it..

 

[TexasWife25]

Look up worlds dirtest foods.. and bananas are among the top 20.. Food is dirty unless they washed it.. and most of the vegis and fruit don't look washed.. I just don't get it..

I stopped trying to get it when i
hit the page with the ladie dp 2 lava lamps...

I gave up and just decided
to sit back and enjoy the crazy

 

[basic_desires]

How do they come up with this stuff.. do they sit around saying.. wow I was amazed you could take that big cock (9in).. I wonder what else we could fit in there.. hey honey lets try my baseball bat.. or lets see if you can fit the bed post up that twat of yours.. and then for the women.. does a regular dick to it for them any more... not to mention the strectching of their ass hole.. I mean after you stretch it really big with some of those objects and stuff.. Is holding in a terd likely... I mean.. sitting squeezing your cheeks because someone else is using the toilet, just will not be the same... oh shit I think I shit my pants...

Thats what butt plugs are for, honey......

 

[Aquagal]

Oh no! She's birthing a Barbie!

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/24094/ada1769a96f9.jpg [/QUOTE]

 

[TexasWife25]

Oh no! She's birthing a Barbie!

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/24094/ada1769a96f9.jpg

[/QUOTE]

She shouldnt have fallen for his smooth lines

"We dont need that baby, Im 42% latex!"

 

[BigMeanie]

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/4/0/9/24094/9/2/5/9/9259546995ed.jpg http://ist1-3.filesor.com/media/image/2/4/0/9/24094/0/a/f/d/0afd68c8463b.jpg

 

[gbt]

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Her ass will never be the same.

 

[BigMeanie]

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[BigMeanie]

Gotta get some extra Vitamin C...

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/0/9/24094/Q/q/B/V/QqBV/Orange_2_m.jpg

 

[BigMeanie]

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/0/9/24094/Q/q/B/T/QqBT/Orange_1_m.jpg

Stand back!

 

[Bob Waters]

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/4/0/9/24094/Q/q/B/V/QqBV/Orange_2_m.jpg

Why the FUCK would anyone want to do that to their cavern of wonders? Hotdogs & hallways after that one. I don't care HOW many Kegels she does.

 

[TexasWife25]

Why the FUCK would anyone want to do that to their cavern of wonders? Hotdogs & hallways after that one. I don't care HOW many Kegels she does.

I see this and the 1st thing that comes to mind is..
"I dont know nothing bout birthin no babies! "