looking for a story

[rainfire22]

I'm looking for a fetish story. centered around one guy and girl where the guy tells her to drink a lot of water throughout the date and doesn't let her pee. I think karaoke is somehow involved too. Does anyone know this story?

 

[Saint Peter]

No incest?

 

[1sickbastard]

Why does the GB end up with all the 'looking for a story' threads?

There is a seach tool on the stories page. You can search by title, author or tag(s).

So go use it already!

 

[rainfire22]

No incest?

nope no incest

 

[Saint Peter]

nope no incest

Aliens?
Donkeys?
Midgets?

We have standards here on the GB.

 

[rainfire22]

Why does the GB end up with all the 'looking for a story' threads?

There is a seach tool on the stories page. You can search by title, author or tag(s).

So go use it already!

I have tried a bunch of times and I still cant find it. I thought what is the harm in asking others

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have tried a bunch of times and I still cant find it. I thought what is the harm in asking others

You won't have much luck here, most of these 'tards don't know how to read.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I have tried a bunch of times and I still cant find it. I thought what is the harm in asking others

Yeah, we know that's what you "thought." But here is what you would likely think if you were in our shoes and saw this same question every fucking day!

The two most frequently asked questions by new posters to the GB (that’s “general board” to you) are also the two questions most likely to generate a hostile response from long time forum members.

Rookie posters are often puzzled by this emotional display, not unlike parents who bring their unruly children to public restaurants and wonder why other diners seem annoyed with ear-piercing screams and the random, high-speed launching of eating utensils and partially masticated food portions.

Let’s take a closer look at these seemingly innocent inquiries in an attempt to better understand why veteran GBers hold you, the questioner, in utter contempt.

I’m trying to find a particular story… Typically these requests are the first posts of people “just passing through.” They come without introduction or preamble and with the implied presumption that the regulars who interact here are akin to ad hoc librarians whose all-encompassing knowledge of smut literature is free for the picking, 24/7, 365 days per year.

Get a clue. To begin with, the specific narrative for which you are searching was hardly a classical piece of literature worth collecting. It ain’t exactly Anna Karenina or the Hunchback of Notre Dame if you catch my drift, although the video starring the two of them is said to be worth a weekend rental. That’s not to say your story hasn’t been bookmarked by somebody, somewhere, sometime. After all, we live in a world where people collect matchbook covers from hotels they should have been humiliated at actually having stayed in. But it is true that most people here have better things to do with their time (though their presence on this forum might seem to argue against it).

Also, your helpful descriptions in locating your lost treasure simply aren’t. We don’t quite know how to break this to you, but “cheating wife has a one night gang bang with six black studs on a pool table in the back room of a bar” serves, at best, to filter your search as to phylum, class and order. “Family” and “genus” still stand between you and your “species,” if you’ll permit the analogy.

We understand that, from your perspective, asking for assistance to find a particular story seems no more objectionable than stopping a New Yorker on the street and asking for directions to Carnegie Hall. But in fact, it’s not like that at all. Locating a specific story about people fucking on an erotic web site is more analogous to asking the same New Yorker, “Excuse me, but do you happen to know where I could find John Smith”? Answer: “YEAH!! IN THE WHITE PAGES, YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!!”

Our response is likely to be just as intemperate.

 

[rainfire22]

Yeah, we know that's what you "thought." But here is what you would likely think if you were in our shoes and saw this same question every fucking day!

I have a really great idea for you to try out. If you don't like the post, then don't respond to it. See this is a very simple concept that I would presume most 'veterans' like yourself would be able to easily digest. I was simply hoping I would stumble upon someone who has recently read it or perhaps the author. But my sincerest apologies, I will make sure to include that I do not expect "that the regulars who interact here are akin to ad hoc librarians whose all-encompassing knowledge of smut literature is free for the picking". Also you should work on your analogies, they are not very accurate comparisons, I would know; I live in NY

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have a really great idea for you to try out. If you don't like the post, then don't respond to it. See this is a very simple concept that I would presume most 'veterans' like yourself would be able to easily digest. I was simply hoping I would stumble upon someone who has recently read it or perhaps the author. But my sincerest apologies, I will make sure to include that I do not expect "that the regulars who interact here are akin to ad hoc librarians whose all-encompassing knowledge of smut literature is free for the picking". Also you should work on your analogies, they are not very accurate comparisons, I would know; I live in NY

If you were to look at the list of forums on this site, you may notice that there is a forum for the "authors" (as if posting bathroom wall scrallings on the internet makes one an author) and there is a story feedback forum.

The GB isn't really related to the story section of the site and there's very little spill-over between the posters here and the posters on the other forums.

So learn your way around before you ask a stupid question and then get snooty when someone (in nicer words) calls you a moron.

 

[Image]

A live one and already following pace!

 

[rainfire22]

No nicer words is when you actually say something with nice words, not demeaning. But really it's just rude, especially when posting a comment is completely optional.

 

[Karen Kraft]

No incest?

Sure, but you have to read between the lines.....

http://www.literotica.com/s/a-drink-from-the-golden-cup

 

[Saint Peter]

Sure, but you have to read between the lines.....

http://www.literotica.com/s/a-drink-from-the-golden-cup

I need a beer.

brb

 

[pink]

Just reading that story would make my bladder hurt.