My Christmas Present

Fuckin' softee!
A friend from back home posted on FB that someone paid off her layaway at WalMart or KMart or somewhere last week...pretty cool to hear these kind of things...
 
That is so sweet.

I would have offered my help in putting the stuff back in the cart so I could check out while they put it back on the shelves.
 
My favorite Christmas was back in 1995.

A mom called our office, distressed cuz her husband was jailed and the trailer park they lived in evicted the family 5 days before Christmas. My boss gave the info to our social work department to see what they could do for the family.

Very soon they got her a better trailer in a better park, paid all the deposits, and moved the family in. Christmas Eve my boss sent me to see the family, and included boxes of groceries and toys his wife had collected.

I lugged it all inside and was offered a cup of coffee. During our conversation the woman asked me when she could expect the cable to be connected. I told her cable wasnt included. And she told me to get my fat ass outta her home.
 
dear jaj,

i am poor after spending all my wages on batteries and skimpy panties. please give me a big wad of cash.

yours,
me xx
 
Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that trick. That is the oldest con in the world; the poor kids, the Christmas presents and not enough money.



Seriously, a cool thing to do.

Merry Christmas.
 
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