Rosco.

[where]

I thought you might enjoy this.

http://bible.org/seriespage/what-every-wife-needs-know

 

[blunt_trauma]

i am the antichrist

 

[where]

i am the antichrist

you are a bad submissive. I mean wife.

 

[hobbit.]

you are a bad submissive.

Can you count? do you make a conscious decision to count whilst cooking?

 

[where]

Can you count? do you make a conscious decision to count whilst cooking?

I do count. Totally.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Thanks, I'll read it while my wife's handmaids are washing my balls.

 

[where]

Thanks, I'll read it while my wives' handmaids are washing my balls.

FYP

 

[rosco rathbone]

FYP

I meant Number One wife.

 

[where]

I meant Number One wife.

you should be clearer. your wives will become confused and unhappy otherwise.

 

[hobbit.]

I do count. Totally.

Sorry. I meant the question to the one with the interesting duvet.

 

[rosco rathbone]

you should be clearer. your wives will become confused and unhappy otherwise.

Ever read the R Crumb "Book of Genesis"? Pretty good.

 

[where]

Ever read the R Crumb "Book of Genesis"? Pretty good.

I find crumb a bit too... femdommish.

I like the bit for you.

http://bible.org/seriespage/what-every-husband-needs-know

 

[blunt_trauma]

a client of mine drew a picture of me doing biblical shit.
well... sort of...
i was depicted as eve, wearing a wicked grin, apple in mouth,
having just killed a snake and felled a tree.

i kinda liked it.

yes, i suck as a subby.
...with too much teeth.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Hello, cool people

 

[sweepthefloor]

I meant Number One wife.

I want to marry you.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I want to marry you.

i want to lure his wives away

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I want to marry you.

Will he be making you sweep the floor when you do?

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbw8hbsDK1qgcs7ho1_400.gif

 

[sweepthefloor]

i want to lure his wives away

You won't be putting any 'big ideas' into their heads, right?

 

[islandman]

I've always been of the opinion that one of Rosco's many wenches does the typing for him as he dictates.

 

[blunt_trauma]

You won't be putting any 'big ideas' into their heads, right?

my ideas have at least two inches on his,
and they're girthy!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Will he be making you sweep the floor when you do?

All I know is the floor will be swept clean before my man gets home. If a man has to 'make me' do that: I am not doing my job right.

I get what you are typing though.

 

[IGGY_Mcgee]

Rosco P Coltrane? From Dukes of Hazzard? I didn't know he posted here. Where's Boss Hogg?

 

[sweepthefloor]

my ideas have at least two inches on his,
and they're girthy!

I bet they have girth, like your arms.