What Rick Perry Needs

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[berry juice]

What Rick Perry Needs l:

a leaked sex tape.......where he satisfies at once 12 screaming in ecstasy women with his 10 inch cock.
I don't think anything else would work for him at this point

 

[Killswitch]

Who will it be the week after that?

Your party looks so silly these days. I am embarrassed for them.

 

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[berry juice]

You better be a real woman and not an internet woman because I've secretly had you on my JAJ Super ToDo List for over a year now.

I have you on my "sexy mustache men over 6'6" with tight spankable butts " list

btw, how long is that infamous list of yours?



~the real Berry Juice with two firm tits and a nice vagina

 

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[berry juice]

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How did you know my height, mustache, and who told you about the hairbrush?
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It's your nick name. It evokes images of masculinity and charm. You need to change it if you want to stop the horde of Lit women trying to get into your pants. For example, I am on the brink of sending you compromising pics of myself

 

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[Sonny Limatina]

Above quote edited for correctness.

Three fingers or two, I question the physics of this.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The bump that puts Perry over the hump and into the lead will be when W. endorses him.

Wouldn't that be more in the nature of the last nail in his coffin?

 

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[rosco rathbone]

a leaked sex tape.......where he satisfies at once 12 screaming in ecstasy women with his 10 inch cock.
I don't think anything else would work for him at this point

The posting asked for someone willing to unlock the door, turn off the lights, and lie face-down on the bed, legs spread. James replied to the ad, and did as instructed. As he lay on his bed in the dark, James heard someone struggling to open the door. Shielding his eyes, he ran out and opened the door.... "He jerked down his shorts," [James said], "It lasted about a minute. He had a little dick. It was the worst fuck of my life. And on top of it all he stunk because he had been jogging. He then pulled up his shorts and put the used condom in his pocket."

As the mystery man tried to leave James' apartment, he struggled with the front door, which had a tendency to jam. The man started yelling for James to help him.... As James opened it...his face was illuminated, and seen by James for the first time.

"Oh my God," thought James. "I just got fucked by Rick Perry!"

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