What events would you have

mikey2much

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What if they held a crack whore contest to find out who was the best/ worst crack whore in the state.

What events would you have the girls doing.

So far I have girl crab battles , where girls have a double ended dildo shoved up ass of two girls while they lay on their backs then they have to stay stomach up as they try to use their hands and feet to push the other one from the play area using only the dildo in their ass.

I also have sauage swallowing contest, where the girls see who can take the most sauage down the throat without throwing up.

Do you guys have any ideas?
 
You guys are no help at all

I had hoped that some of you would have some ideals for a contest to test the talents of working girls. But I have been ignored, passed over, denied any and all assistance. I am hurt.
Now I will have to try it on my own, if it turns out to be a bad story , you will share in the failure.
There is still time, turn your pervert loose , tell me your wet dream fantasies, help me make an interesting story.
 
No offense, mikey, but it's not our job to provide you with ideas. Personally, this holds absolutely no interest or attraction for me, so I have nothing to suggest. Could be a lot of people feel the same. Just because this is an area of interest for you, for whatever reason, doesn't mean anyone else has to be interested. If your story fails, then too bad, but it has nothing to do with me.
 
I wouldn't expect you to read it

I don't think you would like most of my stories. I think, you think, that I am writing fuck stories and that you are writing 'real stories' where people get to know one another before they jump into the sack with somebody. That is real life, I think most of my readers are trying to get away from that scene when they read my stories.

I read some of your work. I liked it, you do a good job and I respect you for it. But we are not writing for the same group of readers. I want hot sexual situations, you want real sexual situations. Two different points of view, I want just enough character to make the reader have a feel for the players that populate my stories.

I want the people to be life like, I want the settings to be real but I want the sex to be better then real something you could only read about and imagine.

So thank you for your interest in explaining that you could never lower yourself to the level of reading about cheap street level sex. I never once thought that you could, and I respect you for it.
 
I don't think you would like most of my stories. I think, you think, that I am writing fuck stories and that you are writing 'real stories' where people get to know one another before they jump into the sack with somebody. That is real life, I think most of my readers are trying to get away from that scene when they read my stories.

Mikey, please get off your high horse. Or is it a low horse? I read a lot of stories on this site. It's true I'm not much on non-con or incest or BDSM for example, but I have read some. This is not a matter of "lowering" myself to read anything in particular. I read a lot of stuff by a lot of authors in a lot of genres, and a whole bunch of people would consider a lot of that lowering myself. It isn't.

So stop assuming you know what I like, what I want, etc., in stories or otherwise.

"Real" sex can also be "hot" sex, at least judging by my feedback. I'm not saying that what I write is any better than what you write, because it isn't and can't be quantified that way. I write what I get ideas for, same as you, and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with what you write. Because there isn't.

You wrote:
I had hoped that some of you would have some ideals for a contest to test the talents of working girls. But I have been ignored, passed over, denied any and all assistance. I am hurt.
Now I will have to try it on my own, if it turns out to be a bad story , you will share in the failure.

You haven't be denied assistance. You just asked a question that people didn't answer, and aside from me, I guess, you don't know the reasons why. Sorry you're hurt, but no one owes anyone anything on this site, either in the stories or in the forums. There are many reasons a story can turn out to be bad, but you can't blame everyone else.
 
Story content aside, I'll agree with PennLady that I consider plot and character development as part of the creative writing process that the writer should be doing for him/herself to consider the story theirs. So I rarely respond to these spoon-feed me requests either.
 
And you are saying

And you are trying to tell me in a polite way that nobody wants to write my stories or give me ideals about how to write them. I was at once trying to get the name of my stories in front of any readers who might be visiting this board and at the same time maybe get some of them to take part in the process of writing the stories they like to read.

Judging from the response you may be right and nobody gives a shit. I thought it was worth a try and it cost nothing so why not?

I lived for five years in Allentown and then moved twenty five miles north to Plamerton in the Pocono mountains by Blue mountain ski resort. That was the scene for my fetish story Women in Charge. After five years I moved further north to Wilks-Barre. What part of the state are you in.? I loved it up there.
 
I seem to be off target

Story content aside, I'll agree with PennLady that I consider plot and character development as part of the creative writing process that the writer should be doing for him/herself to consider the story theirs. So I rarely respond to these spoon-feed me requests either.

The request for help was sent to the readers or so I thought. I really never thought that other authors would be offering their thoughts on the subject.

I was not trying to get you guys to whitewash my fence for me.
 
And you are trying to tell me in a polite way that nobody wants to write my stories or give me ideals about how to write them. I was at once trying to get the name of my stories in front of any readers who might be visiting this board and at the same time maybe get some of them to take part in the process of writing the stories they like to read.

Judging from the response you may be right and nobody gives a shit. I thought it was worth a try and it cost nothing so why not?

I lived for five years in Allentown and then moved twenty five miles north to Plamerton in the Pocono mountains by Blue mountain ski resort. That was the scene for my fetish story Women in Charge. After five years I moved further north to Wilks-Barre. What part of the state are you in.? I loved it up there.

Look, no one is saying nobody gives a shit. All I'm saying is you can't say that we all share in your (possible) failure because no one had any ideas about sex games for crack whores. I'm actually all for asking for ideas on certain points, and have done it myself, and have answered when others have done it. I just didn't answer your particular question because I have nothing to give.

And of course, there's no control or way of knowing who reads these forums. And even if your readers are reading, they also just may have nothing to contribute.

As for PA, I'm in the southeastern part, near Philly.
 
And you are trying to tell me in a polite way that nobody wants to write my stories or give me ideals about how to write them.

Not quite. What I read her as saying (and what I'd say) is that you have no right to expect anyone who isn't interested in your topic or who doesn't believe they are obligated to do your creative work for you to respond to a post from you asking for that help. The problem I see on this thread is not your request but your follow-up post lambasting those who didn't respond and do your work for you.
 
In my clumsy way

I was trying to be a bit tongue in cheek about the thing. When I said that I had been ignored, Passed over and refused any help and that I was hurt.

I would no ever really blame somebody else for the way my story turns out. I was just fishing for ideals that is all.
 
obliously what you intended didn't come over as intended then. So, maybe it would be best to just drop it rather than continuing to argue it.
 
You want to write a story and you need ideas. Ideas for your Story. Story Ideas. Hrrrm, if only there were somewhere for you to go. Like a forum or something.
 
You want to write a story and you need ideas. Ideas for your Story. Story Ideas. Hrrrm, if only there were somewhere for you to go. Like a forum or something.

Hahaha. I never (or rarely) look at that forum, so I never thought to suggest it. Good job, Paco.
 
I think I've been this route with you before, but why not? I am glad that drug addicts amuse you. I am glad you think they are funny little creatures who live that detestable lifestyle to give a nice middle to upper class boy like you something to write about.

Hey here is a way to get some ideas, go to an NA meeting and listen to their horror stories should be plenty of good ideas there for you because as PL and Pilot have stated you seem to looking for people to supply you with them.

Tell you what, want some realism? Go try crack yourself, get hooked on it and try to take notes in your lucid moments. Better yet, let me know where you are and I'll find you in the street and mock you, and write funny stories about you.

You're getting no responses because your funny little ideas are classless even for a porn site.
 
You want to write a story and you need ideas. Ideas for your Story. Story Ideas. Hrrrm, if only there were somewhere for you to go. Like a forum or something.

There's some fun ones there for sure. There are also some pretty sick ones and it becomes amusing to see people like LindsaeRay constantly trying to explain the under age and rape rules to them.
 
Yeppers. I think they're kind of the crowd that mikey is looking for.

And, yes, either Lindsay has the patience of a saint or she's heavily medicated. I picture her as Jack Nicholson's character in A Few Good Men. We definitely need Lindsay on "that wall." :rose: to Lindsay.
 
This could be congress

Well everybody has something to say yet I don't have a single event offered.
thanks a lot for all the help.

Makes me think maybe these people are really republicans at home playing on their computers while they wait for the senate to come home and vote on their latest fuck up. And then along comes me with my silly question.
 
I'll repeat. Your second posting was highly unnecessary, and you are now running this into the ground. That isn't likely to get you anything you want.
 
Well everybody has something to say yet I don't have a single event offered.
thanks a lot for all the help.

Makes me think maybe these people are really republicans at home playing on their computers while they wait for the senate to come home and vote on their latest fuck up. And then along comes me with my silly question.

I'll try one last time. Mikey, you're asking for something that a lot of people are not interested in. It's pretty specific and pretty niche and a lot of people will be turned off.

We're also not obligated to help you.

And I suppose you're being sarcastic again, but I seriously doubt that you can judge people as being conservative just because they won't offer suggestions on how crack whores can publicly humiliate and degrade themselves. Geez.
 
Well everybody has something to say yet I don't have a single event offered.
thanks a lot for all the help.

Makes me think maybe these people are really republicans at home playing on their computers while they wait for the senate to come home and vote on their latest fuck up. And then along comes me with my silly question.

What the hell does politics have to do with this?

No one here wants to write about the crackhead Olympics. Apparently you are the only person who thinks destitute drug addicts are sexy, or their situations amusing.

And you really are now admitting that you are expecting people to give you ideas.

Tell you what, if someone gives you one will you go away?

Okay, so this white collar idiot named, oh why not? Mikey! who thinks its cool and sexy and fun to go prowling the bad part of town wants some action.

he sees a couple fo decent looking hookers, but problem is they are decent looking and no where near as disgusting looking or as desperate as he wants them

Finally he turns into an alley and sees a woman who is dressed in filthy clothes, she is on her knees and has just vomited. Mikey thinks 'wow how cool' and goes over to her. After she vomits she begins to cry and he thinks that is even better,

She looks up at him, wipes the vomit off of her chim with the back of her hand, and gives him what she probably thinks is a sexy smile. Mikey feels his little cock twitch whn he sees she is missing a couple of teeth! Wow, just like an episode of cops! he thinks.

"Hey baby, how bout a date?" she asks in her sexy chain smoking raspy voice.

"Sure," Mikey answers excitedly "How much?"

"Thirty for a BJ seventy five for some half and half"
"Half and half?" Mikey scratches his head. "That's a lot of money for cream, and I don;t want coffee I want sex."
The girl rolls her eyes, and after going into another erotic coughing jag says," No that means I'll fuck and suck you!"

"Oh," Mikey says excited he has just learned some real street lingo. "Well okay, I'm a well off yuppie dumbass so why not?"

The girl stands up and taking Mikey's hand starts to lead him down the alley,

Her hand is clammy and sweaty and he notices she smells, oh this is going to be good!

They reach the back of the alley and she drops down onto her scab covered knees and unzips him. MIkey watches excitedly as she pulls his cock out and rubs it along her dirty face.
"well what are you waiting for?" Mikey asks, desperate to watch this poor young girl degrade herself.

"I'm waiting for Bob," she answers flashing that gap toothed smile.

"Who?" he asks.
"Bob, my dealer."
"yeah me," a voice says behind Mikey
He turns just in time to get punshed in the mouth by the massive black man standing behind him. Woe that hurts he thinks!

Mikey tells the guy, "hey this isn't cool I..."
"but his lame words are cut short as a searing pain tears into his stomach, he looks down in time to see the long knife withdraw from his stomach.

he falls to his knees then on his back. as he lies there bleeding the girl removes his watch and wallet on his way Bob kicks him in the face. sending his teeth flying.

"That's what you get asshole!"

MIkey dies in the alley, but before he does two crack head comes by and make fun of him, one asks her freind "Hey any ideas for like dumb rich boy Olympics?"

The end.

Happy now? Hope so, I just wasted ten minutes of my time
 
You wasted ten minutes of everybody's time.

Still the only idea you've received, and at least I've only wasted ten minutes. How long have you been posting about your crackhead obsession?

Take your addiction fetish over to the fetish forum will ya? Either that or surf the story ideas section for something to jar your unimaginative brain.
 
This will be my last post in this thread

Still the only idea you've received, and at least I've only wasted ten minutes. How long have you been posting about your crackhead obsession?

Take your addiction fetish over to the fetish forum will ya? Either that or surf the story ideas section for something to jar your unimaginative brain.

You my fine feathered birdbrained friend should carry your sad line of street smart bullshit over to the christian writers thread. All those poor souls already feel bad about being here. You might be able to scare a couple of them away from the site with your 'I know everything' line of bullshit.

You fucking make me laugh when you try to tell me about your street smarts. Somehow I picture you as being a short pants kind of guy with socks pulled up to you knees. I bet you have a white belt that you wear with your blue double knit pants you have had since your last date back in seventy five.

I had enough of this shit, I'm going to bed.
 
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